"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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  1. mynameisntNigel

    When she's not allowed to date?

    Has anyone ever had a situation where her parents don't let her? If so, have you or the girl ever had any ways to have a *secret* relationship, or anything?And how long did it last? This hasn't happened to me but it happened to a guy I know.
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