"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
romeo y julieta
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So You Wanna Cop Some Cuban Cigars?
As you all know your boy Rex is a Brother of the Leaf. No, not that one that's illegal in 48 of the 50 states, but tobacco, cigars in particular. Even if you have no desire to smoke cigars, it's fair to say that we have a curiosity about about the most popular export from the largest island in...- Maximus Rex
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