"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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  1. Maximus Rex

    And in Today's Episode of Mindless Entertainment...

    The gif is GOAT it's sooooo much, more better when you watch while this is playing. @ 1:16, 1:27, and 3:00 describes actually how Rex feels watching that attention whorin' yet ever so sexy ****. Holy smokes and Jesus. I think action going in that gif was Roger's inspiration for this song.
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