"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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    people that have gone from ugly to gorgeous , how your life has changed ?

    Speaking from experience here I figured out what's going on and what is hope to be happen. An old aquiantance or such a bad friend would be the obvious liar or obvious loser. If loser is a word described as ugly or stalker then sure bad friend is obviously both. Ditch and avoid the loser as if...
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