"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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  1. pyros

    cute young single mom

    is it just me or there are a lot of cute young chicks (from 18 to 22) who already have a kid but there is no father around? I mean, everytime I check fb I see a few profiles of girls that are quite cute or hot but when you have a look at their pictures you suddently see a kid, so you know she's...
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