"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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  1. Serenity

    This woman got owned on all her bullsh!t, publicly!

    Some might have seen this, it's pretty high up on Reddit. This woman gets her false image shattered in a very entertaining and satisfying way. It's just the way he connects the dots and exposes the lies. The best part is when he gets a VIP ticket and travels to physically meet her only to...
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