"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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The Mr. Smiths of our World
I was out on a date with a girl one evening. We were enjoying a nice chardonnay. We were at this nice wine restaurant downtown. It was one of those places where they still wore masks on their faces, but would allow you to come in optionally without one. Her and I have been seeing each other for...- HaleyBaron
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