"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mami
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Now This is How You Discipline a B*tch
Talk about going hard one hoes. Instead of making an account and starting some dumb ass post about how she was texting other dudes and sending them naked pictures while she's was at his house, then asking why she doesn't like you and how to get her back, or going to the other extreme and...- Maximus Rex
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