"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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improvement to the board

  1. Maximus Rex

    Institute a Post Minimum Before Being Able to Make a Thread

    Considering that this board was only upgraded as a matter of necessity, this request, (like the others that I made,) will probably fell upon deaf ears, however I will make it anyway. In order to prevent dumb ass threads from being made for questions that were already answered by hard headed game...
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