"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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New female house mate
Hey so have a female housemate now since last week sleeping in my spare room, mentioned it previously but was banned over this last month when things all started to go into motion. I was going to take 2 of them but we decided to cut the other guy out (not enough space). Anyway, we met around...- Murk
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