Drdeee
Banned
Wondering if they are dangerous? I dive 40 feet offshore in some valleys and dolphins are 80 feet offshore. I can hear sonor. I'm not easy diving without dolphins, have an inner fear, with dolphins around I'm freaking out.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Dolphins
- Thread starter Drdeee
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dolphins are friendly.
See? http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/2/129147202874621296.jpg
See? http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/2/129147202874621296.jpg
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Dolphins can become sexually aroused by humans, and in that case you may be drowned by one trying to rape you, if you are a sexy mofo. Just ask Jessica Alba, about her experiences with Flipper. 