Poonani Maker
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I KNOW I am. 24 yr old blonde/blue eyes, petite, just how I like them.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
How many of you are getting laid tonight?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Not me. My dad, in his infinite wisdom, has abducted me to Phx AZ. Man this place is LAME. I've never seen so many ware houses in my life.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
pretty damn sure. i work pretty late on thursday and friday nights usually in the summer, usually to 1-2am, i'm out. so by Saturday she's begging for it. i can tell she wants it when she doesn't want to do antyhing lol. "no i just want to say in= i want some ****"
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Nygard
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Theres only three things for sure every morning I wake up :
The sun is going to rise.
The sun is going to set.
I'm not getting laid.
Yeah, there's your answer.
The sun is going to rise.
The sun is going to set.
I'm not getting laid.
Yeah, there's your answer.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
MikeBrown30
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So what steps are you taking to change that?Nygard said:
Nygard
Senior Don Juan
Opening the vodka bottle, putting it into my mouth, drinking it and trying something out. It raises confidence.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
How many of you are getting laid tonight?
I had sex this morning, so that takes the pressure off.
I had sex this morning, so that takes the pressure off.
Sir Psycho Sexy
Senior Don Juan
Not tonight,
tomorrow after work with my 110 pound blonde hair, blue eyed baby.
I owe it all to sosuave
tomorrow after work with my 110 pound blonde hair, blue eyed baby.
I owe it all to sosuave
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
eaglez1177
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Hahahah:crackup:teagan said:
Poonani Maker
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I don't know. If you can't sex her properly and feel sexed yourself properly, you know, "the Rush" and anticipation of touching and fondling, feeling her jiggly breasts, then you're not getting laid. Sex is sex. If she's into you and you into her, then you got laid, but it can't just be kissing, it must be all clothes off and body against body and not necessarily penetration, but there must be fingering and/or rubbing of the pvss outside her panties and her juicing your hand through her panties. All this I experienced last night + penetration.teagan said:
But here is another turn that happened last night. The 24 yr old blond/blue Canceled on my as5 an hour and 15 minutes before our date. Can you imagine how pissed off I was?? Well, I wasn't That pissed off. I sent her a text (not a reply, just a new send) as if her cancellation text didn't make it thru to my phone. This gave her a chance to explain. She texts saying she's soooo sorry, that she will make it up to me (but offers NO counter-offer, like tomorrow or next week, in the text). She's done in my book. She'll have to like come over to my place and just fvck me without going out before I'd ever take her as5 back.
So I dialed up this 20 yr old redhead gal Tiff I met at a dive redneck bar with her dad. She's kind of white trash, but her body is tat-free, just piercings (navel). I'm thinking she won't even remember me or will not answer, but gdamit if she answered and told me, "What a *****!" and "I'll replace her tonight." I could not believe she didn't have anything to do! Wtf? 20 yrs old! So I went over to her place, watched a movie, and we did a ton of fourplay and when I finally entered her (condom, of course) I only lasted maybe 2 minutes. Those were the best fvckin tits since highschool. I did not eat her out though, cause she is rather slutty and I did not want to catch anything in my mouth. She had red bumps above her vag, so when I was banging her missionary I made sure to keep myself off of her in pushup position even though she was pulling me closer, pulling on my arms and back. I tried to pull out but as I did, I started erupting. We were so hot, literally steaming, that I think just the thought of her made me not be able to stop my load.
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Damn, 34 years old and still feel the need to brag to a bunch of AFC's on Sosuave.
Pretty sad.
Pretty sad.
Poonani Maker
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What's sad is that you can't take the posts for what they're worth, that is, to spin plates. I called 5 girls before the redhead agreed to have me over. All the others were either busy or didn't answer.Bluntmaster said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Poonani Maker said:
But you ended up banging some white trash slut with red bumps on her p/ssy and you think that's something to be proud of.
Poonani Maker
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All I know is my d!ck and whole body felt fantastic afterwards as it does right now. This great feeling or "afterglow" will stay with me almost a whole week until I bang some other chick next week. That's all that matters. I don't think I want to ever get married.Bluntmaster said:
Well I mean, I know how it works. We ran around the bases a few times but it all ended up with me staring at my **** wanting to backhand him for not doing his duty. And she was so impatient, she wouldn't wait an hour or two for me to sober up a little. Unfortunately for her too, my hangover got the best of me in the morning.Poonani Maker said:
And to make it all worse, it was my first time with this girl...ooops haha.
Bluntmaster
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Poonani Maker said:
yeah, good job getting laid bro. I guess this is a first for you. I for one am tired of laying the skanks with red bumps all over their body.
Let me know when you lay a quality girl. I'm working on one now, but they don't make it easy like the skanks do.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Lol, ouch! ouch!Bluntmaster said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.