Well guys, it's about time i've gotten a date, and I finally made it happen. The best part is, is that it's with a HB 8. Yeah, she's a bit of a wh0re, but i'll take it guys. I was alpha too. She wanted to go to a party, but I'm not really all for parties, so we're going to a movie instead. I can't help but thank all the guys on the board. Thanks KontrollerX, Daygameguy, Igetit, and Sinjester. If i didn't name you and you helped me, Your awesome.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Halloween Is Going To Rock!
- Thread starter Jokerlsk
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You're damn straight it's gonna rock.Jokerlsk said:Well guys, it's about time i've gotten a date, and I finally made it happen. The best part is, is that it's with a HB 8. Yeah, she's a bit of a wh0re, but i'll take it guys. I was alpha too. She wanted to go to a party, but I'm not really all for parties, so we're going to a movie instead. I can't help but thank all the guys on the board. Thanks KontrollerX, Daygameguy, Igetit, and Sinjester. If i didn't name you and you helped me, Your awesome.
Congrats on your recent conquest. Nothing wrong with *****s dude. They need loving too, just make sure you smash it as much as you can while she's around. Not to mention at your age the "*****s" are the only ones that know what they're doing in the sack. Nothing worse than having to walk a girl through the steps/motions.
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Cheers to Halloween.
Good Luck!
Good Luck!
kdnash82
Master Don Juan
Can't believe you're doing a movie instead of a party where you have the potential of meeting more hotties in an environment where every is a friend even if you just met them.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
kdnash82
Master Don Juan
It's a college party. Did I miss the problem?Jokerlsk said:Nah, man, this is a college party and i don't wanna get involved in that anyways.
So how should I approach this date? This is the first date I've ever been on, so some advice would be appreciated. Any tips?
If you're gonna do the date, I'm guessing since you're in high school that you don't have many options.
I personally wouldn't do the movies. I'd do something fun like an arcade place that has go kart racing or something. If you have a Dave and Buster's that would be cool too.
Whatever it is, have it involve some type of competitive action. The free throw game, race car driving, if she's into it, fighting games.
Movies just seems a little dull to me. You can't talk. Might be able to escalate some kino which is cool. Overall it sucks though. You watch the movie, then leave without really doing anything.
Your choice though. Good luck.