I consider this lay some of my best work, because of how it played out, even though it was almost too easy.
I am taking a psychology class (80% women in the class) it goes from 8am-930am. I have only been to the class 3 times, because of snow days and such. I walk in today half asleep and spot a HB8.5 and go and sit by her. I have never met this girl before and haven't seen her in the class before. There's about 35 students in the class - not sure how I haven't noticed her before.
I sit down introduce myself she is very talkative. Anyways, this other girl walks in with a big bouquet of flowers and I just laugh. HB8.5 asks me what I am laughing at and I say the obnoxiously big flowers. She responds with something I can't even recall. And then I make a smart ass comment like "Where are your flowers?" She eats it up and explains to me why she is single. Class starts we talk a little bit mostly general questions. Where we're from, where we went to school, etc..
After the class we are walking together talking and she asks me what my plans for the rest of the day are. I respond by telling her that her and I are going to hang out today. She smiles and says sure.
We are both from the same town and live near eachother so I tell her I am going to get breakfast and she can join me if she wants @ IHOP.
We go out for breakfast I pay for her half it was really cheap and she tells me I should come back to her house. It's like 10:30 am at this point and I'm thinking there is no way I will be able to fhk this chick today.
So, we go back to her crib, very nice house, parents definitely have money. No one is home we go straight up to her room and mess around on her laptop watching youtube videos and shjit. It's like 11 am at this point and I'm getting bored after watching videos for about 30 mins. I had been slowly trying to escalate with her since getting to her house we start making out and I'm just playing with her tits. She stops and asks to see my wallet. I'm like wtf. I make a ****y/funny statement by telling her I am legal not to worry. She starts grabbing my ass to get the wallet and I finally let her get it. She goes through my wallet and pulls out the condom and starts taking off my belt. We end up fhking for a while and the whole time I am thinking this is not happening. I don't even know this girl.
At about 12:30 I leave with no phone number from this chick. The whole way home I am thinking no fhking way and then I laugh, because well I am a god damn pimp and this girl was hot and I only knew the girl for like 3 hours before banging her.
I am sitting at home right now just laughing my ass off. Unbelievable.
I am taking a psychology class (80% women in the class) it goes from 8am-930am. I have only been to the class 3 times, because of snow days and such. I walk in today half asleep and spot a HB8.5 and go and sit by her. I have never met this girl before and haven't seen her in the class before. There's about 35 students in the class - not sure how I haven't noticed her before.
I sit down introduce myself she is very talkative. Anyways, this other girl walks in with a big bouquet of flowers and I just laugh. HB8.5 asks me what I am laughing at and I say the obnoxiously big flowers. She responds with something I can't even recall. And then I make a smart ass comment like "Where are your flowers?" She eats it up and explains to me why she is single. Class starts we talk a little bit mostly general questions. Where we're from, where we went to school, etc..
After the class we are walking together talking and she asks me what my plans for the rest of the day are. I respond by telling her that her and I are going to hang out today. She smiles and says sure.
We are both from the same town and live near eachother so I tell her I am going to get breakfast and she can join me if she wants @ IHOP.
We go out for breakfast I pay for her half it was really cheap and she tells me I should come back to her house. It's like 10:30 am at this point and I'm thinking there is no way I will be able to fhk this chick today.
So, we go back to her crib, very nice house, parents definitely have money. No one is home we go straight up to her room and mess around on her laptop watching youtube videos and shjit. It's like 11 am at this point and I'm getting bored after watching videos for about 30 mins. I had been slowly trying to escalate with her since getting to her house we start making out and I'm just playing with her tits. She stops and asks to see my wallet. I'm like wtf. I make a ****y/funny statement by telling her I am legal not to worry. She starts grabbing my ass to get the wallet and I finally let her get it. She goes through my wallet and pulls out the condom and starts taking off my belt. We end up fhking for a while and the whole time I am thinking this is not happening. I don't even know this girl.
At about 12:30 I leave with no phone number from this chick. The whole way home I am thinking no fhking way and then I laugh, because well I am a god damn pimp and this girl was hot and I only knew the girl for like 3 hours before banging her.
I am sitting at home right now just laughing my ass off. Unbelievable.
