"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The types of unattractive people in this world

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There are two types of unattractive people in this world.

A.) Those whose faces were mauled in accidents, burns or they were born with one of the rare congenital syndromes such as (Downs syndrome, Crouzons's Syndrome, Treachers Collins syndrome, etc.)

These people (despite surgical options) WILL never look normal or physically attractive and people are wrong and stupid for treating them poorly or staring at them.

B.) Then there are unattractive people who are ugly because they are obese or their genetics gave them a double chin, ugly nose, crooked teeth, misaligned jaws, those who look bad with male pattern baldness.


Although alot of these problems are not the persons fault either, they are easily correctable and affordable through surgery and friendly financial options (credit card, payment plans)

I am a 100% supporter of orthodontic treatment and cosmetic surgery procedures. They are life changing and affect one's life for the better in so many ways.

For those that are less than average looking and are comfortable with themselves, I commend them and god bless them.

If it were not for 5.5 years of braces and headgear to correct my crooked teeth and severe bite, my quality of life would be alot lower today than it is now and I would be considered "goofy" looking to alot of people.

I would do it over in a heart beat.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ChrizZ said:
well, good for you.

Moderators:

I did write the above information sometime last week, but it was a response to another thread.

Obviously, Shop Until I die reposted this as a new thread to further damage the crebility to mahon83050's name.

As you already stated before ,the IP address to mahon83050 and Milfhunter77 is the same. Milfhunter77 is the same person that mahon83050 was, until a few days ago.

Get rid of this clown from Oklahoma please!!
 

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Milfhunter77 said:
Moderators:

I did write the above information sometime last week, but it was a response to another thread.

Obviously, Shop Until I die reposted this as a new thread to further damage the crebility to mahon83050's name.

As you already stated before ,the IP address to mahon83050 and Milfhunter77 is the same. Milfhunter77 is the same person that mahon83050 was, until a few days ago.

Get rid of this clown from Oklahoma please!!
I can't believe you haven't been banned yet! Yeah, I posted this sometime last week, but nobody responded so I thought I would try to spark up some discussion by starting it in a new thread.

Seriously, who would believe that I would actually tell someone my password? This is probably Deus or Shop trying to get me banned.

Get a life you troll!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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mahon83050 said:
Says the Mexican faggot who always has some dumb quip to post.
Someone obviously hasn't gotten laid in a while and is on another bitter rant. Well fellas, sit back and endure the myriad of posts similar to this one because it's apparent that he'll be lucky if he could get a cold lump of coal in his bed over the holidays... :crackup:
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Someone obviously hasn't gotten laid in a while and is on another bitter rant. Well fellas, sit back and endure the myriad of posts similar to this one because it's apparent that he'll be lucky if he could get a cold lump of coal in his bed over the holidays... :crackup:
Sorry bro, Milfhunter77 is the old mahon83050.

It is the new mahon83050= Shop until I die or Deus ex pianoforte posting all this garbage.
 

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Milfhunter77 said:
Sorry bro, Milfhunter77 is the old mahon83050.

It is the new mahon83050= Shop until I die or Deus ex pianoforte posting all this garbage.
Jeebuz... I need a frick'n score card...
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
You have a Master's Degree and you can't even grasp the concept of a full private message inbox yet? That's f'ing pathetic, dude. Sorry. It really is, though.

I've explained the concept to you, what...3 times now?

Seriously. But I have trouble believing that anyone is that stupid, Master's degree or not.
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
You have a Master's Degree and you can't even grasp the concept of a full private message inbox yet? That's f'ing pathetic, dude. Sorry. It really is, though.

I've explained the concept to you, what...3 times now?
How am I a moron? Yes, your inbox was full when I sent it to you. Does that mean your inbox is always going to be permanently full? Nooooooooooo

However, of course you could of deleted a few of your messages after the fact and then Shop Until I die wrote to you via a private message:

"Hey, look what mahon just sent me, let's have some fun."

I don't see how you think I am stupid because your box was full at a certain time only.
 

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shop until I die! said:
Seriously. But I have trouble believing that anyone is that stupid, Master's degree or not.

Only steers and queers come from Oklahoma.
 

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Milfhunter77 said:
Sorry bro, Milfhunter77 is the old mahon83050.

It is the new mahon83050= Shop until I die or Deus ex pianoforte posting all this garbage.
So is your New Year's Resolution learning how to protect your passwords?
 

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azanon said:
So is your New Year's Resolution learning how to protect your passwords?
Very funny.

It still seems to most people I am the idiot here (when I was just trying to be nice) and the guilty parties involved didn't do anything wrong at all.

Sad, sad world we live in.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Milfhunter77 said:
Very funny.

It still seems to most people I am the idiot here (when I was just trying to be nice) and the guilty parties involved didn't do anything wrong at all.

Sad, sad world we live in.

:cry:

Aww, Troll need a tissue?

While reading that post I can almost hear Gary Jules "Mad World" playing in the background.
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Besides the fact that you gave somebody your MySpace account to "use temporarily"? Well, let's take a look.



Exactly how many times did you try to send me your private information? I haven't deleted any messages yet, so it's still full. Therefore, you never sent me anything.



There's your paranoid delusions, again. Have the mods check to verify my box is still full if that'll satisfy you. Then again, you're just some random troll with a porn site nickname so you're probably not worth their time.


Not just any "certain time". The EXACT moment that you tried to send me the information in question, you were unable to. So anybody that can fit a square peg into a square hole will know that unless mahon tried to send me the password MULTIPLE times, I never received it. Since I never deleted any messages from my inbox, neither could shop.

So. That's why you are a moron.
My thoughts exactly. :up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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