"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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can u guys think of a sweet C+F reply to give to this message I got?

seth03

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ok, so i screwed the **** out of this very hot chick last weekend....30 min after meeting her. I barely know anything about her, but she goes to an entirely different school, adn she ended up having to leave pretty abruptly in the morning when we were out, because her friends were about to drive back home. anyway, she was wearing my pants at the time, and sent me this message on facebook a few hours ago. What do you think would be a sweet reply to give back, since this is really the only thing she will be able to remember me by...haha.

here it is:

sorry i left so abruptly with your pants, i didn't want to leave my jacket either. anyway, it was nice to meet you and i really enjoyed the sex.
peace homie maybe in the future sometime
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TheMadScientist

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"I knew from the moment I saw you that all you were after was to get in my pants - but now I need to get you out of them. They're my only pair, and since I have your jacket... a trade is in order"
 

Jukeboxhero

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Originally posted by TheMadScientist
"I knew from the moment I saw you that all you were after was to get in my pants - but now I need to get you out of them. They're my only pair, and since I have your jacket... a trade is in order"
I think that sums it up pretty perfectly.
 

Alphathree

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Dude, you laid a girl that said "peace homie" afterwards? Hook me up!
 

seth03

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Originally posted by TheMadScientist
"I knew from the moment I saw you that all you were after was to get in my pants - but now I need to get you out of them. They're my only pair, and since I have your jacket... a trade is in order"
that is a sweet reply. thanks bro!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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