Last night I met with two friends from my old job for drinks. Of course they still work there and are miserable, so I proposed a harmless round of tequila slammers. We lost count after the 6th round and after getting kicked out of the bar for some reason I can't remember, we had a little afterhours party at my place.

Now, I have always had a thing for both of these chicks, so once we were settled down and relaxed, I started massaging one of them and enlisted the help of the other. I taught her some basics and we both gave her friend a deep body rub. We rolled her over to finish and the next thing I know they are rubbing and kissing each other. I couldnt believe it and once the shock wore off and things were heating up, I stuck my finger between their mouths while they were kissing. Pretty soon I replaced my finger with Mr. Digglesworth and that's when the real magic started to happen.

The double BJ was definitely the highight of my nite, but overall the whole experience left me feeling used up and disappointed. Shoot me for saying it, but it seems that threesomes are over-rated! I think I need more of a spiritual connection with a woman to really appreciate sex. Oh well, that's one less fantasy on my To Do list. Now if only I could find a hot MILF to teach me a thing or three.

Whatever you say man... I love threesomes! The experience only gets better with time... Maybe you didn't like it as much since you only got head and not sex with both girls. It's seriously the best thing in the world... c'mon, give it one more try (jeez I sound like a drug pusher).

I hear ya, crotchsniffer (how did you come up with that alias anyway..?). My first 3-way was disappointing too, because I felt intimidated. I didn't know the girlz well but they knew each other pretty well. Also, there are lots of elbows and knees getting in the way at times.

But don't give up. 3-ways can be great fun if you're in the right frame of mind and if there's enough trust between all the parties so things don't become uncomfortable after it's all over.

Three somes are never as gratifying as porn's make them out to be. It's a lot of work because there's another set of holes you have to attend to. I like sex and all but threesomes just aren't my thing. I posted a while back that I almost had a foursome, but looking back on it, I was just in it because it was an accomplishment that I hadn't heard about from anyone I knew.

Call me old school, but I really like the hunt rather then the kill. Threesomes usually don't involve much hunting at all, usually the girls in question are usually primed for the act so there's no work.

Okay having said that, bring on the "You're crazy" flame posting

Well PR if you're crazy for thinking that than I suppose I'm crazy too.

I've had two threesomes and both about sucked. The sex was great on the last one but the hunt actually didn't exist. They were professional hors and had gone out that night with the endgame in mind. I just happened to be at the right spot at the right time. It was obvious after about 45secs that I wasn't the first guy they had double teamed and wont be the last.

Of course with that said I'm trying to talk my FB into doing it right now.

Originally posted by CrotchSniffer
Pretty soon I replaced my finger with Mr. Digglesworth and that's when the real magic started to happen.

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not often the internet makes me laugh. thank you crotch sniffer.
:crackup:

also, congrats.

i've been close (had chicks say they wanted to) but ****ed it up by passing out in a different area code.
i want it..
the idea of dogging a girl while she's licking out her friend really excites me.
+ what a story to tell..


oh and i've had a foursome, kind of. but 3 guys, 1 girl..

basically 1 was banging her, while me and the other guy kind of took turns getting head..
that wasn't great. but good story.