She says she has a boyfriend?
Next time she says " I have a boyrfriend" try this:
Her: I have a boyfriend
You: Do you have a lot of fun with him?
Her: Why?... er... yes!
You: Well, if you had two, wouldn't you have twice the fun?
Next time she says " I'm married" try this...
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