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    How do I get a friend to become more than that?

    Which part of "you AFC FVCKERS" and "aren't" you didn't manage to understand? Like someone once said: "Stupidity can be cute. Illiteracy cannot."
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    How do I get a friend to become more than that?

    Alright you stupid focker. My post if no. 4 from the top. Read it. I already helped him. Guess what: You AFC fockers aren't really helping with your "You should express your feelings for this girl" advice. So please don't post until you at least read the DJBible.
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    How do I get a friend to become more than that?

    Somebody b!tch-slap these newbies into reality. I got a migraine just from reading all this ish.
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    How do I get a friend to become more than that?

    Single best advice at this moment would be: READ THE DJ BIBLE! Link is provided in the top right corner. Also check the stickies on the Highschool forum for the HS DJ Bible. Welcome aboard!
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    tips on where to go from here..

    Bone Michelle just for the experience. I hope you got Kate's phone no. If you didn't your ass is grass, until you meet up with her again. Get her phone no.! Ask her out on a date and take it from there. Good luck.
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    I don't want to

    You could get mononucleosis and herpes (technically) from a virgin. When I think about it, you could get almost any STD from a virgin these days... Damn.
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    Chewing Gum?

    Writing 'IMO' is what is childish. The guys had a right to flame you for posting one of the most retarded questions out there. But hey, I'm not gonna flame you without responding to your question: Who cares? I see hot babes chewing gum and I don't find it disrespective. So why should they, for...
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    how do i get her to break up w/ me?

    I just love it when I'm right. :D
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    How to satisfy your partner... The answer!

    What the fvck does this board look like? GP.com? This certainly belongs there.
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    how do i get her to break up w/ me?

    Their purpose is to see how much we know so they can figure out how much they can get bywith. :D
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    To Date or not to Date...Tis the ?

    I'm not going to go into details. One word: NO.
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    fooling around

    It's OK, it happens to all of us. Appology accepted. :D
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    fooling around

    I never said that you should do it that way, SaxGod. I was comparing the absurdity of asking for something like that. That's why I gave an example on how to deal with the situation further in the post.
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    This will be fun...

    Dude, this is sweet. All I can say is "well done".
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    how do i get her to break up w/ me?

    Women cry over a broken nail, being emotional beings (that use the first opportunity available to stab you in the back). :) Honestly, you gotta re-evaluate why you are breaking up with her and then put it to her nice and clean. You never know, she might be useful later on in life.
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    fooling around

    Asking her to suck your member is like asking her: "Would you go out with me?". You don't do stupid sh!t like that. Go with the flow, let the tension between you grow (remember, sexual tension is good) and when she's close to an emotional peak just look at your watch and say "Uh, gotta go."...
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    I LOVE THIS GIRL...i'm gonna DIE if she rejects me!

    Ok, you apparently are in need of some ******** to English translation: her objecting to having sex usually means her objecting to having sex with you. Second point, women never (well, almost never) give you a second chance. It simply doesn't happen. You had your chance and you blew it. Be a...
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    This will be fun...

    Go for it bro. Update us on it when you do it.
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