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    Holding a girl

    About 1½ years ago I was real skinny, and had never visited a gym... Anyway, I got a girlfriend and was wondering the same thing, and then I just tried one day.. and it was easy! You can do it! She was about the same size as your girl. One year ago, still no gym, we went to this concert...
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    her name???

    Your operators don't have such services so that you can check whom a certain number belongs to? I can send an sms, "find number", to a certain number and get the name and adress of the owner of that number as a reply. Won't work with secret numbers, of course.. And if it's not a cell phone...
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    Best comeback line after being flamed?

    Nah, I still like the original response most! Anybody can come up with "You're ugly too".....
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    The Pre-Date Check List

    I'd like to add something regarding "The Three S's" Go take a dump before you hit the shower! Well, everybody probably don't have the problem, with, ummm, hair in the crack, but it might get pretty nasty! I won't go into details this time, because some of you thought it was gross the last...
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    THE G/F STEALERS Club //// Learn the ways to steal G/Fs (1.0)////

    post it! Let's see what you have to say! As long as the guy isn't my friend, I wouldn't mind being able to 'steal' someones girl! Perhaps we can even learn something else from this.. How to prevent your girl from being stolen! No.... If she feels like going, she will...
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    I Cant Get No Sleep!

    Nope, but I have the same problem.. I really need to change that, as I'll be serving the military in less than a month... I don't think I'm allowed to sleep all day there :)
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    Post your picture ONLY

    Yeah, sure.. Why not Today at my friends b-day party.. (no, I don't smoke.. that was my friends idea :D ) A lil bit older..
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    Wild Public Places you've hit it in?

    Haha, that's so true :D
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    Quick Quick Quick

    Was she calling from a cell phone? Don't know about your operators, but over here we can set a certain limit on our monthly bill, and after we're over that limit, we cannot call anymore (only receive calls and SMSs..).. So, what people tend to do when they're close to the limit is exactly what...
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    Massage techniques

    Hey there Every DJ should know how to give a great massage, right!? I had no idea, so I did a search for it and came up with mostly books about it, and some courses, both web-based (not free though) and at schools around the world.. And then this one free site, http://www.massagefree.com...
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    She asks: Why do you like me?

    Her: Why do you like me? You: Hmmm, let me see.. You're fat, ugly, not especially smart, you have bad hygiene, you're boring, I think you lie to me all the time.. Oh, and you have a great sense of humour! ...Right?
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    gettin mad p1ssed

    Everyday? If so, they're overtrained! You're not dointhingsright! (haha, get it? :D :rolleyes: ) The Guide to bulking up clearly says that Sorry in case I misunderstood..
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    I Have Pecs!!!!!!!

    Haha, cool, dude! I also have a story I'd like to share.. :) I've been skinny for 19 years, joined a gym about 3 months ago.. No, 2½.. Anyway, some weeks ago when I came from the shower I saw that there was some guy who was heading my way and he had a clearly visible sixpack! Nothing...
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    Live chat

    http://donjuanchat.cjb.net But no one's ever there..
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    Our Parents!

    Green Curse, No.. I was refering to ngtbamas original question:
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    Our Parents!

    What about your friends? Are they allowed to go? Reminds me of that old "would you too jump of a bridge if all your friends jumped?"... :) Anybody has some comeback for that one? I was thinking "Probably, life would be so lonely without friends", but haven't had a chance to try that out for a...
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    A guaranteed way to excite girls

    Check this tip out: http://www.sosuave.com/quick/tip236.htm
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    kino at the movies

    What about this: Before the movie, you say to her something like "You may hold my hand, IF you're scared" Yep, got that idea from my ex... She jokingly asked if she may do that :) And she did, and later admitted/claimed that she wasn't actually afraid, she just felt like doing it :) And this...
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    Tip #3: Kino

    Yes, I remember reading something like that when I was new to all this DJing so it probably was Doc Love. A long time before I discovered the forum... But, once I had a girl tell me after the 3rd date: "You can touch me! My skin is not poisonous, you know" - was that high IL or something :D...
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    Better Bachelor pad part 1 - The bathroom

    Can't wait to get my own appartment! :) Btw, some of you might already be aware of this, but I guess there are many new people who have not read it yet.. Talking about toothbrushes, always have one or two new unused toothbrushes, unopened packages! In case a woman decides to spend the night...
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