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lol and your a real player? b`tch please

lmfao

goodpoint, but i thought if they lied to you then u got off scott free? i mean if she told u she was 16 and u ****ed her then ur ****ed but if she said shes 18 and then turns out after shes not is that ur responsibility?

agreed aqua di gio was good but now every tom **** and harry is wearing it. the ones i use now are ultra violet by paco robana, garunteed ***** really ill leave my other 2 secret :P

so what should i do, call her and meet up where

i wasnt driving my friend was and she wasnt driving either and i couldnt just **** her in the cab with all her friends there

well i was at one of the biggest student raves for freshers and overall the night was brilliant spoke to quite a few girls making jokes and cos i got seperated from my friends for most of the night i just went near a bunch of girls and started dancing in the middle of them( smelling amazing...

i tried this approach and it worked initially as i got close to one of her friends, eventually the fat ***** **** blocked me cos she couldnt take me being with her friend instead of her

indian girls are like any other girls, they enjoy sex as much as the next chick and the only reasons u dont think your cousins are having sex is because they can hide it very well

did u even watch the video?

what bull**** tbh. has anyone here heard of derren brown? edit. that explanation was **** so heres the actual vid lol http://www.funny-videos.co.uk/videoderrenbrownbirthdaytrick.html

serious ;\

hardly anyone speaks like they do in the movies, its just the typical american stereotype. but id think the accent would work in america because they will be intrigued like it has been said before

luke u should invite elstud to live with you and your mother, maybe you might lose your virginity that way (im sure elstud wont mind)

forget this girl how can u take anyone seriously when they tell you there not ready for a relationship and then a week later she has some next guys **** in her mouth. shes playing games with you if she was interested she would be with you right now all these texts are just her looking for...

speak for yourself i would never take pictures of a girl who rejected me 4 years ago from my window using zoom and noone ever finding out about it.

this is the same exact problem i have... its gotten better the more i gotten to know the girl because now theres more to talk about but at the start i felt the same exact things as the OP. also its hard to constantly see someone instead of talking on the phone especially in a relationship...

lol you bought a new mattress cos this girl said she dont like air mattresses? but yea sounds good sex is the natural next step

this is so much bull****, if a girl came to u at ur stagnight when your the most horniest, ud think u hit the jackpot

loooooooooool