"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Cheeky_James

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yo yo

Who here on the forum is currently residing in Aus..?
and does anyone wanna meet up IRL?
Hit me up.

Cheers CJ
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Prepostereax

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Dammit man
Have a shower
Dress smart casual, good shoes
Go out, idk your local? Ideally somewhere that has a band or dance floor
Today is Melbourne cup day, which is like Halloween to Aussies
Afterparties everywhere, chock with well dressed tipsy females who probably spent all morning and a small fortune in outfits to shine their best
Just came back from one where I got pawed by a number of "butterbodies", quite the opposite of what I look for, but played along graciously
Also a couple of matured skinny hotties (still ten years or so younger) who are more my taste
{Of course I can't play here, I already have my unicorn}
All those still around are sloshed, tatted and vaping which is no deterrent to what you may be seeking
I guarantee I don't look better than you
 
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