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Recent content by Soma de Sade

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    membership

    Why don't you just unzip your pants and unload in my mouth, eh big boy? Don't get too excited you randy biotch. That's what's some homo wrote to me through aim when he saw my profile online. And I'm gonna tell you exactly what I told him... Your place or mine? Fags. I love you!
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    This place has gone to Sh1t.

    Hey, what the fvck...how could I have missed this thread. I feel compelled to add a reply. Fvck you all. You're all tossers. I reckon it be true. Make it so. Engage. Mr Worf, to the Bridge! Seabreeze is a man, Ms Thang needs to stop opening her mouth for "see food" and start closing her mouth...
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    Sarge turns out to be a Escort

    These guys have a good point. So rather than donkey-punching the prostitue, let me Donkey-punch you. I'll charge half of what the wh0re would make you pay.
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    My dad's a fking loser :-(

    Dude, stop actin like a d!ckhead. That's your fvckin dad, man. Show some respect. If it wasn't for that "loser" you wouldn't have the opportunity to come to this forum and b!tch about him. Every once in a while someone here makes a post like this...talkin shiet about their parents. Fools...
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    Sarge turns out to be a Escort

    Donkey-punch her.
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    Requiem of a Dream

    That's my motto. ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!!!!
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    Getting Into A Fight

    Blah..man...forget the kick to the jaw shiet or sidekick to the ribs. If you took Karate then most likely you DON'T know how to throw a punch. Not tryin to rag on ya but that's just the reality of the situation. Anyway...if you want something easy and quick...then here you go... Punch...
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    Need a makeover-includes pictures

    This is Soma...got banned under my old name. Got a little too crazy I suppose, hahah. Anyway... You're not a 5, that's for sure. Your face is at least a 7. I don't know how tall you are but you said you're happy with your body so you are probably in decent shape so I can safely assume...
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    black DJ sites

    Pimphop.com Check the forums there.
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