Recent content by PiHiPlaya

Late, but for next year. "Are you the trick or the treat?"

First off, never just grab a girl and try to dance with her. Establish rapport with the girl for at least 5 minutes first, in an area away from the dance floor. Just grabbing some random girl has a 99.9% failure rate, unless you're a celebrity or a pro athlete. Second at the night club I work...

Church Tongue my man. You don't know what it is? Rent the wedding singer.

Women in the real world are very easy to get with. Girls in High School are being conditioned by the Jocks and the Party Guys to be very easy to get with later in life. The big difference between the real world and the high school world is that girls in high school have something to reference...

A. The Yankees are a tough team to choose in the first place because people either love them or they hate them. B. Girls don't like sports, if they do, you don't want to date them. C. Why would you drop the cash on a Knicks game for a random girl. D. Why are you planning out openers? Just let...

Go for a good 'ol fashioned "oh goody, does this include a spanking?" It just means that girl is interested and wants to tease a little bit. Innocent Flirting 101.

If the guy is a Dbag, then absolutely.

I'm visiting indiana right now for the fourth of july. I'm going nuts, this place is so dull and boring. I lived there for 3 and a half years... and let me tell you there is NOTHING.

Yeah guys, i'm in Ann Arbor. Anyone wanna hit up some bars?

Dude, she's interested by the messages... She's down to chill. Try to either get her to come to Oz tonight, Necto on thursday, or you guys could just chill during the week. Don't ever feel awkward about going for what you want in life. Go balls to the wall and don't think about your decisions...

Simple. Half Barrel of Coors Light 100 Red Party Cups A few ping pong balls Damn good music Some bacardi razz for the girls 50 of your closest friends Cleaning supplies for the next morning. Probably like a rake and garbage bags for the guys yard. Get a big table and get some beer pong going...

Good, you don't want a girl like that. Unstable, not quality material. Learn from that experience and find yourself a girl that isn't such a psycho hose bag. I work at a club, we see girls like them all the time. Not good dating material.

Well everything up until graduating high school is going to suck for you. However, once you get to college, your parents do not have the right to see your grades unless you want them to. So put up with the shennanigans for 1 more year and you're free.

I am a smoker, and thanks to the discovery of my Fake ID, an avid barhopper. I don't like coming home from the clubs and bars in Michigan smelling completely like smoke. In Canada, there is a smoking ban of some sort with all the clubs in Windsor... after being out there for a night and not...

don't be jealous of him because he lost his virginity before his dad did.