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LOL! Well, some funny things are in this paragraph. It's true that marijuana and tobacco contain some of the same carcinogens -- yet marijuana is NOT shown to cause cancer. There's never been a case of cancer or even emphysema shown to be caused by using marijuana -- and it's not from a lack of...

The only thing that is really gay is having sex with another man. Nonetheless, there's no way in hell I'd get a manicure or shave my body hair. I don't have the ****ing time for trivial **** like that. Shaving body hair isn't the worst thing, but a manicure? Nice joke. "eeehhhh meh naaaails...

CroCop will be making his American debut Feb. 3 in the UFC. It won't be a long fight though. :trouble:

i'd rather be tossed in a pit full of alligators than in a room with a fat chick

lol. i was 5'10" at 15 and now, 6 years later, i am still 5'10". good luck. :rock:

yeah, but there's nothing better than going to martial arts class stoned. not to mention munchies help us skinny guys bulk up.

well i dont know about you guys but i jus been convinced to join the military where i will have the discipline to become a real man i am sick of fooling myself like this.. .. . . . .. . . . . :wave: . PSYCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :trouble:

Some Akon is all you need, trust me. **** the rest of this ****.

You're on crack, son. Get real. Oh, and sleep two or three more hours might let you wake up a bit.

women like men with penis thats all i know//

thats right... because im an android.

even if you have social anxiety disorder you can still force yourself to talk to girls. it may be hard to do, but how do you plan to ever overcome it if you dont even try? it will be worth it one day when you have a woman in your arms. back to the original topic, your first kiss might not...

a man is a human with a penis.

I think you look fine. But if you want to look better you should keep your hair short buzzed and stay shaved. It would probably help your physical look and your mindset. The thing about women is they want you to approach them. At least you are only 16. In my opinion its easier to hook up with...

I don't think the whole contradiction game works well. Depending on how you use it, you could seem insecure like you are trying to hide something. And if used in excess, she'll start to think of you as a liar.