Dex Bama
Don Juan
So here's facebook pickup using what i learned from reading the game and some of mystery's stuff. haha. man i'm ****in dumb. read.
Me: hey so i was thinkin you were pretty cool, until i saw that picture of you in that sweater. Lol : )
Her: Sweater?
Me: seriously? haha
forget the sweater. You seem like a unique person. Tell me two interesting things about yourself. just two. : )
Her: Pah ha. Okay I'm guessing that was a joke
I leave for the airforce in 41 days
Uhh....
The weird thing about that...I'm a huge flower child
Me: lol that's alright. All the airforce buddies i know have never killed anyone. they said if the enemy reaches us we're ****ed. we don't even have a pistol.
so did you fail at college so you're joing the airforce?
Her: Uh no. I did really well. Ppl don't join the military because they fail. Thanks
ME: I was just messin with you.
you're not an uptight person are you? lol
Her: o Not at all. I'm probably the most laid back person in the world (not always the best thing)
Sorry just right this minute I'm so annoyed!! I have this
one guy that I don't know who the hell he is txting me every five mins and its creepy. I had to be escorted of work the other day cause this stalker dude wouldn't leave. I have a guy that tries to kiss me everytime I get around him. And finally my ex boyfriend is a *****
I'm sure you didn't need to know all that but that's prolly why I'm slightly defensive atm. Haha sorry, but you just caught me in a moment
Me: lol. that's an alright excuse. lucky you. i've never had a stalker that devoted. haha.
So I'll let it slide this time kiddo. : )
What do you do for fun besides talking to funny and handsome guys on facebook?
Her: Uh everything else pretty much. Do I know you through somebody
Me: wouldn't you know if you knew me through somebody else? lol
it's ok. commone sense isn't needed in the airforce. : )
Her: Your kinda of insulting. Or is that just ****y?
Me: haha.
depends. did you smile and laugh a little when you read it?
Her: Oh btw, you spelled common wrong. Its okay, common sense isn't needed for you either
Her: Not really. I'm a pretty honest person, that's not exactly charming
Me: haha, you have to stoop so low to make fun of my typos?
oh i can tell you and me aren't a match. we're too simlar(here's a free shot at
me). I wouldn't take your **** and you wouldn't take mine. : )
if you could live anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Her: , Exactly, I've had enough boy bull**** the past few years, hence, no ****-taking.
Ha and it isn't low to insult my intell w/o the slightest clue who I am
I win
Her: Uhm, I would really have to think about that because I want to go and see everything. Somewhere in Europe would be on top of my list cause of
Her: , the historical value and somewhat city life
Me: lol charming... you little ****. don't make me come down there and pick you up by your puppy scruff. lol : )
my class is over. I gotta get off here. I can text you or we'll talk some other time.
Me: same here. if there's anywhere i'd have a house that is mine forever would be in the grand cayman islands and right here in [state]. I wanna see the whole world. and will. some day. just gotta stay away from girls that'll hold me back. : )
i'm surprised your handeling a double conversation in the same messages. i hate that. cya kiddo : ) we'll talk again soon.
Her: Same. Guys hold me back. Most are too ignorant of everything else besides what fuking boots they want to wear or which dip they wanna try. I'm not meant
to be in [state], I've been saying that since I was 5
Her: C Your surprised? Do you think I'm stupid or something?
My name isn't kiddo, its [her name].
And you need to work on your conversations, maybe leave out the
C *****y parts.
Me: lol, i forgot you're in a pissy mood. fine fine. If you gotta ruin our teasing and start being for real mean. Let me get on your level of boring. Lol. : )
Her: Ook
Me: lol i'm sorry for bein so mean.
I really don't get on here much how can we continue talkin? i'll be nicer. : )
And she hasn't replied haha, so what went wrong here?
Me: hey so i was thinkin you were pretty cool, until i saw that picture of you in that sweater. Lol : )
Her: Sweater?
Me: seriously? haha
forget the sweater. You seem like a unique person. Tell me two interesting things about yourself. just two. : )
Her: Pah ha. Okay I'm guessing that was a joke
I leave for the airforce in 41 days
Uhh....
The weird thing about that...I'm a huge flower child
Me: lol that's alright. All the airforce buddies i know have never killed anyone. they said if the enemy reaches us we're ****ed. we don't even have a pistol.
so did you fail at college so you're joing the airforce?
Her: Uh no. I did really well. Ppl don't join the military because they fail. Thanks
ME: I was just messin with you.
you're not an uptight person are you? lol
Her: o Not at all. I'm probably the most laid back person in the world (not always the best thing)
Sorry just right this minute I'm so annoyed!! I have this
one guy that I don't know who the hell he is txting me every five mins and its creepy. I had to be escorted of work the other day cause this stalker dude wouldn't leave. I have a guy that tries to kiss me everytime I get around him. And finally my ex boyfriend is a *****
I'm sure you didn't need to know all that but that's prolly why I'm slightly defensive atm. Haha sorry, but you just caught me in a moment
Me: lol. that's an alright excuse. lucky you. i've never had a stalker that devoted. haha.
So I'll let it slide this time kiddo. : )
What do you do for fun besides talking to funny and handsome guys on facebook?
Her: Uh everything else pretty much. Do I know you through somebody
Me: wouldn't you know if you knew me through somebody else? lol
it's ok. commone sense isn't needed in the airforce. : )
Her: Your kinda of insulting. Or is that just ****y?
Me: haha.
depends. did you smile and laugh a little when you read it?
Her: Oh btw, you spelled common wrong. Its okay, common sense isn't needed for you either
Her: Not really. I'm a pretty honest person, that's not exactly charming
Me: haha, you have to stoop so low to make fun of my typos?
oh i can tell you and me aren't a match. we're too simlar(here's a free shot at
me). I wouldn't take your **** and you wouldn't take mine. : )
if you could live anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Her: , Exactly, I've had enough boy bull**** the past few years, hence, no ****-taking.
Ha and it isn't low to insult my intell w/o the slightest clue who I am
I win
Her: Uhm, I would really have to think about that because I want to go and see everything. Somewhere in Europe would be on top of my list cause of
Her: , the historical value and somewhat city life
Me: lol charming... you little ****. don't make me come down there and pick you up by your puppy scruff. lol : )
my class is over. I gotta get off here. I can text you or we'll talk some other time.
Me: same here. if there's anywhere i'd have a house that is mine forever would be in the grand cayman islands and right here in [state]. I wanna see the whole world. and will. some day. just gotta stay away from girls that'll hold me back. : )
i'm surprised your handeling a double conversation in the same messages. i hate that. cya kiddo : ) we'll talk again soon.
Her: Same. Guys hold me back. Most are too ignorant of everything else besides what fuking boots they want to wear or which dip they wanna try. I'm not meant
to be in [state], I've been saying that since I was 5
Her: C Your surprised? Do you think I'm stupid or something?
My name isn't kiddo, its [her name].
And you need to work on your conversations, maybe leave out the
C *****y parts.
Me: lol, i forgot you're in a pissy mood. fine fine. If you gotta ruin our teasing and start being for real mean. Let me get on your level of boring. Lol. : )
Her: Ook
Me: lol i'm sorry for bein so mean.
I really don't get on here much how can we continue talkin? i'll be nicer. : )
And she hasn't replied haha, so what went wrong here?