Your guide to making your own Playboy Mansion

[Casino]

Who is the ultimate DJ in the world? Hugh Hefner of course. The man is banging HB's at 70 years plus that us mere mortals can only dream out. Now of course Hef has the ultimate social proof and loot out the @ss. Now I'm sure some of us pocess social proof and some of us surely have some paper flow but nothing on Hefs level.

So what can you do? It's doubtful you'll start your own smut empire so do the next thing create your own mini Playboy Mansion.

:woo:

What if you had the beautiful girls begging you to let them see your pimped out pad? What if instead of going to the Club you brought the party to your house. It's the velvet rope theory. Only let a select few in and treat it like an exlusive night clubs VIP room and HB's and every dude with a swinging d1ck will be begging you for an invite into the "Players Club"

Now you are saying to yourself: Man Casino that sounds great but how do I do that?

Examine all popular places and gimics out there that attract HB's and good times.

Casinos (no pun)
STRIP CLUBS
Night Clubs
Bars and alcohol
Banging Sound System
Good Lighting.
Big Screen TV's

Ok DJ's Now a STEP by STEP guide for the construction of the "Players ONLY Club"

1. THE MONEY

Now I know most of us are ballers on a budget but don't let that stop you from living your dreams. I don't want to get into price or money because each of us have a powerful tool called a brain and if it's used correctly money shouldn't be an issue. And if it still is you've got two choices 1.) don't do it 2.) Adopt the Special Forces attitude and adapt and overcome. Utilize your surrounds. Now onto the fun.

2. THE CRIB

Where do you live? If you live with Mom and Pops, forget it. This guide isn't for you yet. Save it and use it for later. If you live in a small apartment it will be a bit harder. If you rent a duplex it's even better. If you own your own pad you are set. Don't throw in the towel just because you've got a small space or live in a sh1tty area. Adapt and overcome.

3. The Setup

Instead of telling you all the various options you can do. I'll tell you what Casino is in the process of doing and it can be used as a starting point.

My living room will be converted into a quasi strip club. I'll have a strippers pole and some comfy chairs and a nice leather sofa along with a fully functional wet bar that will be used to supply the party goers with drinks. I'll probably charge for it..but just barely enough to keep me from going broke. Remember fellas, this isn't a charity. I'll have a big screen TV in the corner accompined by black lighting to give the place a nice chill atmosphere. The center piece of the room will be the banging sound system. i'll probably be the in house DJ and a good friend of mine will be the bar tender. Of course I'm going to have the HB's stripping...tips are encouraged.

One of the extra BEDROOMS will be the VEGAS ROOM. I will have a black jack and Poker table and dedicate certain nights for this. I should be able to make a profit off of the Black Jack table.

I have a small extra room which will be the Velvet Room. Only select VIP's will be allowed to enter. There will be a HUGE bed plenty of sexual condiments, toys, and plenty of condoms. This room will be for hookups and will be the most talked about room in the house because only me and my closest friends and select HB's will ever be able to step foot in it.

Finally I'll have the Master bedroom set up as the relaxation haven. The rest of the house will be filled with debauchery and sin..I want the Masterbedroom to be a place where I can sit back and chill. In there i'll have my computer...a huge comfy bed, my video game systems, a nice sized TV and pleny of books.

Use your imagination fellas. I did. I was tired of coming home to a mundane crib full of all the basic BS so I decided to pimp it. Instead of calling traded spaces I observed the hottest nightclubs, stripclubs, and dive bars to come to the formula for the ultimate bachelor pad.

Input needed. Ideas Welcomed. The time is now my n1ggas.

 

[quest]

so you got a bouncer keeping people out of your magic bedroom?

you got a cleaner who's going to clean up after each of your ragin parties?

why the big screen tv? you don't want people sitting watching tv, you want them dancing on the poles.

pics. preferably with the stippers in action.

 

[everywomanshero]

Not bad...

A friend of mine, who was always very stylish but bad with women, did this and it worked out very well for him. Basically, he turned his house into a club. He moved out of the way before doing this, though.
He got some pretty hot chics out of the deal, and everyone always had a blast there. Remember, this guy was one of the worst oneitis, never got laid types of all time. What he did have, though:
Social Proof
Dressed Well
Unique
No hangups, care free
A very cool pad that brought 9s to his doorstep.

 

[Jay-X]

that's a really good idea casino and, as you said, if you have a good brain, it wouldn't even cost you that much!

 

[gimmeyofonenumba]

Thats a pipe dream dude. I've considered doing the same when i get a pad, but its all just an infatuation with how cool the club scene is. We all imagine club owners get all kinds of hbs.

-I think you've done a good thing by studying what it is that attracts chicks and cool peeps to a club/bar. Im suprised women go to a club in the first place, other than the music they all have a hiden intent. Theres just gotta be ways of emerging that hidden intent for the hbs that visit bars/clubs, and I dont think its by replicating the interior of a night club. You need to dig deeper as to what the main attraction is with the downtown night life. Which i think is just social proof,money,good looking people.

 

[Good_ol_boy]

Remember, when you get your place set up like this, you're going to have to call all the HB's that come over "Baby"!!

And, don't forget to have your name changed to "Austin"...."Austin Powers"!!

"Does that turn you on??"
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Originally posted by gimmeyofonenumba
Theres just gotta be ways of emerging that hidden intent for the hbs that visit bars/clubs

Men and women go clubbing because their friends say so.

"Hey Bubba, let's go clubbing!"
"Dah, yeah! Clubbing! Heh heh!"

There's the big secret revealed.

 

[swordfish01]

can I see some pics?

 

[So Many Ways]

I just installed to glass shelves on the back of my kitchen cabinets by the bar area of my kitchen. I put my entire liquor collection on it. I also refloored the whole place and bought brand new furniture and a piece of artwork. I also had the whole place painted I'm in the process of making my place more chick friendly. When I moved in, it was a smelly dirty dump with dirty carpet, walls, and roaches.

I think some of the other stuff is over the top but I still have other things on the agenda. Eventually I'm going to overall my whole sound system. Right now I don't have a sound system at all. I play cd's in my ps2 which is hooked up to the TV. Eventually I'll get a surround sound setup, but that's way in the future.