****y & Funny Scenarios...for a limited time only...

[Last Man Standing]

Since many of you guys are the analytical types and seem to lack a free-spirited lightheartedness that is required to game chicks, I am offering my services, free of charge!

Give me general scenarios whereby you can use C&F to approach a chickadee to start up a conversation and gain initial interest.

A quit wit is a tool and a weapon!

 

[WaterTiger]

Girl: Hi, you're cute! Want to buy me a drink?:rock:
LMS: Are you a virgin?
Girl: Uhh...no.
LMS:WH0RE!! FILTH!:cuss: YOU ARE NOT FEMININE! :box: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WH0RE!! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!
Girl:EEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!! (As she runs for the door)

I'm sorry! I couldn't resist it!

 

[Last Man Standing]

Haha water girl, that was funny, coming from a woman.

Girl: Hi, you're cute! Want to buy me a drink?:rock:

LMS:You're cuter, so you should buy me a drink!

Simple, very simple.

 

[Last Man Standing]

So no one has any scenarios?

How about a fast food cashier scenario? This is very common.

HB: Will there be anything else? (They always ask - their training specifies it!)

LMS: "Ummm, yeah", "Give me your phone number",and quickly quip, "But don't charge me for it!!: (roll your eyes and smile) - don't try this at the drive-thru window!

 

[DonJuan11]

HB: What do you want me to do with it?

LMS: It don't matter, just don't bite it.

 

[ChrizZ]

gimme a c&f line if you see a girl walking towards you.

 

[HandyAndy]

"I love you!"

(Not a response to the post above me)

 

[Last Man Standing]

gimme a c&f line if you see a girl walking towards you.

My first reaction is to trip her to slow her down and give me some time for a response - but pondering that thought I quickly dismissed it due to legal and medical fees, if physical injury to her were to happen!

This open walking approach is a hard one.


LMS: Hey, you're walking the wrong way!!

HB: HUH?? (HB keeps walking with a dumbfounded look, .)

LMS: "Maybe I'm going the wrong way" (I join her in stride) - what's your name?

HB: My name is Muffy.

LMS: Hey Muffy, this is a bad neighborhood, you shouldn't be walking alone. Do you mind if I be your escort for a few yards?

HB: You're creepy. I'm calling the police!!!

LMS starts running - "feet don't fail me now!"!!

"I love you!"

(Not a response to the post above me)

C%F should not be used here! You'll just upset her!

 

[My Name is Nobody]

My first reaction is to trip her to slow her down and give me some time for a response - but pondering that thought I quickly dismissed it due to legal and medical fees, if physical injury to her were to happen!

This open walking approach is a hard one.


LMS: Hey, you're walking the wrong way!!

HB: HUH?? (HB keeps walking with a dumbfounded look, .)

LMS: "Maybe I'm going the wrong way" (I join her in stride) - what's your name?

HB: My name is Muffy.

LMS: Hey Muffy, this is a bad neighborhood, you shouldn't be walking alone. Do you mind if I be your escort for a few yards?

Not bad! I am going to try this out. Have you ever used this in the field LMS? I think it could work.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Not bad! I am going to try this out. Have you ever used this in the field LMS? I think it could work.

Never tried it, I don't see many worthy targets and I don't walk much.

In my town, when I see a woman walking on the sidewalk towards me, I walk out of their way - not because I'm scared to approach, but because they are so big and need the space.