Where the hell do I f*ck her? (Logistics Issue)

[MrP]

I've been wondering for a while how to do this. The two usual places for people to get it on are either;

- At your place
- In your car

The problem is I live with my parents and don't have a driver's license quite yet. I'm trying to figure out how I can escalate and unless my mom gets a job, I'll have to wait 6 months for an opportunity. Where can I go?

 

[Joshski]

A friends house.

 

[eaglez1177]

Tell your mom that you need some damn privacy. I dont get why guys have such a hard time bangin chicks in your own house. If your parents are very nosy and insecure, and constantly check up on you two, then that is totally wrong, and you need to talk to them to try to compromise for some privacy.

 

[Black suit]

A friend's place.

 

[888]

her place

movie theatre

mall (bathrooms, changing rooms)

friend's car that you borrow

woods (late night picnic, look at stars. bring a blanket and watch out for ticks, lol)

or do what eaglez said and tell your parents to f*ck off


idk if you'd be able to full on f*ck her in most of those places, but you'll probably be able to get a hj or bj

 

[YogurtSlinger]

Where the hell do I f*ck her?

In the pu$$y. If you have to ask that question, you really aren't ready for this site. Or sex. Or life.

 

[MrP]

Not where on her body. Where, as in locations.

 

[Cockynfunny]

**** her in the middle of your town preferably in the afternoon.

Just bang her at your house, your mum will be pleased to find out that you get gash, you are not gay and you are manly enough to **** a beautiful chick.

Its not like you are planning on having sex in the living room right infront of your mum, guh! a quite creepy thought....

So good luck man

 

[MrP]

Wow. I think you're right. My dad would probably be all like "that's my boy!" after she left. lol

 

[Cockynfunny]

exactly, my friend. just out of curiosity how fit is your HB?

 

[MrP]

How fit? Do you mean how hot she is?

 

[CuriousGirl]

**** her in the middle of your town preferably in the afternoon.

Just bang her at your house, your mum will be pleased to find out that you get gash, you are not gay and you are manly enough to **** a beautiful chick.

Its not like you are planning on having sex in the living room right infront of your mum, guh! a quite creepy thought....

So good luck man

Ahahaha, I heard in some place in south america I think, it's customary for a parent to be present when their duaghter loses her virginity. Imagine how embarrassing that would be, your mum sat down watching with a cup of tea and probably nagging you to keep the sheets clean.

OP her place. Does your mum not go out at all?

 

[MrP]

She does, but she leaves the 10 year old with me.
The only thing I can think of is a tent in the woods. lol