What to do when a girl asks "how big is your **ck"?

[Play the Game]

LOL that didn't keep me from fcuking 2 of em.
It's just a mind game to see if you'll get insecure.

If you feel like you don't know what to do just watch some porn.
First girl i had sex with couldn't even tell i was a virgin.

 

[wayword]

how this one girl's bf's c0ck was so fcuking huge. lol
Supposedly 10 inches.

Ha, I doubt it. Anything >7" looks "huge" to most girls.

It was probably "only" 8" or so...

Girls just like bragging about their bf's size and so will often stretch the truth like a fish story. This has been well-documented.

 

[wayword]

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[Black Dog]

"How big is your mouth?"

 

[OMGWTFLMAO]

You could respond by asking how big her vagina is.

 

[bigjohnson]

"God loves me more"

 

[jonwon]

There is only one response to this question.

"big enough to fill a pram"


Ok there is one more.


"It's only 5" inch but some women dont like it that thick"

Yes some girls ask this question, especcially if they are interested in fuc*ing you!

 

[5string]

Say....it's big enough to put you into orbit along with the space shuttle

 

[Sandow]

"how tight is your pu$$y?"

 

[eaglez1177]

I actually had a girl ask me if my d*ck was big and I just told her I would rip her in half

 

[todays_news]

"Bigger than yours"

ha its funny, I was out with one of my friends and we bumped into another mate whose actually gay. He's seen a photo of my **** through my ex gf, so naturally the conversation came onto that when one of his friends (a girl) said I was good looking. He told her, which lead to her asking me how big it was.

"Bigger than yours" was the response, she laughed, ended up sleeping with her that night. PROOF.

Man having gay friends is so good for meeting girls!

 

[vato]

"my d**k is so small that when I pee,
I pee on my balls"

I never said this to a girl but I used it in a freestyle battle and the crowd went crazy.
(switched my to your and I to you ofcourse)

 

[DonGorgon]

"SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN YOU CAN probably HANDLE..."

 

[2crudedudes]

I had this happen to me when I was 17 right out of high school. I was a MASSIVE AFC so you know I didn't do anything about it. Now she's married, blah blah. Oh memories...

 

[Obameros]

"hmmm...do you have a ruler?"

if she says "no" and you have one, go get it and bring it back to her. She tried to shock you with that question, and now you've turned the tables on her. If she's shocked and doesn't seem willing to measure, playfully laugh at her and her sudden change of tone. If she is willing to measure..well let her.

 

[Ace of Flames]

"How much can you take?"

"Only one way to find out..."

If you can tell she's really craving it, just take her by the hand without saying a word, and lead her someplace private. You can work it out from there.