"having sex with a pillow, wjile listening to porno, staring at a lifesize nudey poster, and having my mom walk in" - Dr B
"giving a midget a reach around and having electrodes strung up to my nads while singing along to the barney song" If I reanacted that infront of a huge audience, after getting hypnotized by an old woman dancing at a bar to that "titanic" song on karaoke night due to her saggy tits bouncing out, and than getting a boner and pissing myself while talking to one of my future ex-wives. Yeah if somebody caught me on tape with that as my wildest fantasy during a drunken sex game. That is my greatest fear.