What do I call you?

[HalfAddict]

Been seeing this girl, went on a few dates over the last couple months, going to go to a party with her tomorrow and she sends me this text.

What do you want me to call you? If I say you are just a friend all the women will come after you like you are a piece of meat...

I say I'll deflect them don't worry.

She says I'm serious they are all single horny people, My friend so and so will come after you like a puma.

I know she's into me and worried her friends are gonna steal me away, this is a good thing. I figure I'll be fine..


Never got a message like this before ahah

 

[Jitterbug]

Girl: What do you want me to call you?
You: Sir / Ser / Lord HalfAddict / some roleplaying name (give her one too)

Don't give her a straight answer on this one. It's a form of beta bait to see how committed you are to her. Unless you plan to girlfriend this one up right now, stay playfully vague.