what DJ say to her before having sex?

[Strelok]

Get ready to re evaluate your notion of creepy (while rubbing your hands)

 

[Poonani Maker]

Here's what I'll say almost EVERY time with a new woman..."I like clothes, let's just make out." Of course, we're in her room, or on the couch, so inevitably the clothes are going to come off. But I'll tell her, "I just wanna make out." That gets the clothes off. If she starts taking her panties or bra off, I'll tell her to put them back on.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

DJ says: Do you take credit cards or are you on a cash only basis?

 

[donjuanvn]

yeah, thanks guy... lots of ideas out there but they are so weird to be used in real life. Does any one know what exactly to say to a woman to get sex with any women (except for your mother, grandmother...) with no resistance, I mean after saying that, she will run to me, kiss me and we f.u.ck. Thanks:cheer:

 

[todays_news]

how much is this costing me again?

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I don't care if you are my sister! I'm a Don Juan! Oh, and don't tell mom and dad!

Or soak a rag and tell your "date". Excuse me hon but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Or I've watched plenty of porn in my day..So I KNOW what I'm doing! Now get ready to take the biggest two inches of your life!

lmao!

 

[catman]

Peel off them pantys!!! Works like a charm Or is your ***** wet yet?? Both have been tested and proven time and time again!!

 

[Alle_Gory]

I hope you like feet.

 

[bam bam]

Can I get a receipt please...

 

[Alle_Gory]

You mind if I eat a sandwich during?

 

[The Inside Man]

What just happened?