Are you uncomfortable with your age? Is it a insecurity of yours? Do you feel you don't live up to what the HB wants? Maybe you are too young for her, maybe too old. Are you sure you are too old/young for the image she has of what an ideal man is?
Guess what? Maybe you are. Maybe you are too old for what her ideal image of a man was. That's if she does know what she wants. Probably she doesn't know what she wants. And if she does know what she wants in a man, she doesn't know what she's talking about. But that's another thread...
The answer to this, my answer, comes from two different age insecurities:
You worry you might be too young for her expectations
or,
You worry you might be too young for her expectations
Let's takle the first age insecurity.
You are too young
Ok, you, DJ, are 19. Ok?
Fine, then, you think HB probably wants someone older. And, she asks your age. Sooner or later, the age topic comes up. You could:
*Say "How old do you think I am?... close, not that close though...
*Avoid the topic, change subjects..
*Tell her your age.
Or, you could do it SamePendo style.
How young is the youngest you can look? Maybe, the youngest you can look is 17, or 16. Ok, take that age, your "youngest age" and exagerate it a bit. Let's say 15. That's the age you'll say you are.
Before I continue, I really want to emphasize something. You should be ok with the other basic characteristics of a DJ. Read the bible again , slowly, for you to do this right.
So, how will you handle you having 15 years?
Read:
HB So... how old are you?
You (Instantly answering. With a facial expression that shows that you aren't joking about it) 15.. how about you?
Do NOT laugh. Maybe you were talking about something funny, and you were laughing. Logicaly, you should keep the attitude/facial expression that you had... Have the facial expression that adequately shows you aren't kidding about your age.
You could swear you are *15* years old. That's the attitude. But:
By now, she should know your style. She should wonder about wheter you are making it up, or if you are really serious. If she knows you as never joking, always giving straight, flat out answers (which you shouldn't do).. the charm of this will be lost.
Ok, she insists... (she WILL, sooner or later)... what is the basic thing you do?
HB So, how old are you really?
DJ Didn't I just tell you? God woman, put more attention, that's one point less in my books.
HB Really... how old are you? You can't be *15*!!
DJ 15! why do you keep insisting? (remember, acting as if you were dead serious)
HB Yada yada.. cmon! How old are you?
DJ 15.. *pause* ... *james bond laugh*...*change the subject*
Here is where the magic is. You make her wonder. When you give out the james bond laugh.. you give her a reason to believe you are making it up, but, since you have been dead serious about it.. she isn't that sure!
Other things to say...
"Those switzerland surgeons rule!"
"Those miracle creams ARE miraculous!"
Tell her you've runned 3 miles since you were 6, and that, combined with a healthy diet, has done miracles.
"When you live in the amazonas, you learn acient ways to keep healthy skin"
..Make up some outrageous disease, that affects your skin etc.
You are too old
You are dealing with a young HB. Naturaly, she might be hesitant, because of your age. Most of them are. So, you naturaly are insecure with the situation. You could handle it in a million ways. But, you're doing it SamePendo style. This is pretty much the same formula as the one posted above:
How old is the oldest you can look? Worst case scenario. How old is the oldest someone could think you are? Realisticaly speaking, I mean, if a 5 year old says you look like 80, she obviously doesn't know what she's talking about. Ok, let's suppose you are 40. But, worst case scenario, you look 55. You will exagerate this age, your "oldest age", and, exagerate it a bit. Tell them you are 60, 62. This should be very hard to believe, but, in worst case scenarios... real.
When exagerating your age.. you should add more than what you substract when you ..subtract. Why? Because a 10 year old does NOT look like a 20 year old. But, a 40 year old, might look like a 50 year old. The 10 year age difference changes.
When she asks, tell her that life in the slave importing and exporting buissiness required much time and was pretty damn stressful.
Tell her that those miracle creams are ****ed up, you are thinking about suing them.
Make up some outrageous disease.
It should be very hard to believe, but maybe, real.
When doing this whole age thing, wheter adding it, or substracting it, remember:
*You are trying to mix her up... NOT to make her believe you ARE this age you are telling her.
*Throw in now and then a sign to show that maybe, maybe, you are joking.
*Keep this up as long as you want to. If time passes, and she finds out your age.. maybe from your family, act relieved... and say? "And you believe this?... Great... the surgeries DID work!"
The fact that you are playing with your age tells a lot about you. It says that you are comfortable with your age. That you are aware that maybe you are too young/old for her.. but you simply don't care.. 'cause you're the man. And you will make her feel like she has never felt, ever.
Finaly, some things you should allready know:
-You shouldn't care about what she thinks of you.
-You shouldn't care about what she wants in a man. Don't even dare to ASK what she wants in a man!!
-I'm assuming you are pretty damn familiar to the DJ way of thinking.
-The insecurity with age, should be pretty damn low. It should be just a minor problem. It shouldn't be a real issue. If you DO consider it to be a huge deal... you need help. Because you aren't believing that you are worthy.
*edit* Age should NOT be an issue for you. It probably is a issue for her. That's why this is wonderful, because you're playing with her insecurity about you.
Taken from Exposing your V-Card
See also: You a Virgin? (SPing)
Guess what? Maybe you are. Maybe you are too old for what her ideal image of a man was. That's if she does know what she wants. Probably she doesn't know what she wants. And if she does know what she wants in a man, she doesn't know what she's talking about. But that's another thread...
The answer to this, my answer, comes from two different age insecurities:
You worry you might be too young for her expectations
or,
You worry you might be too young for her expectations
Let's takle the first age insecurity.
You are too young
Ok, you, DJ, are 19. Ok?
Fine, then, you think HB probably wants someone older. And, she asks your age. Sooner or later, the age topic comes up. You could:
*Say "How old do you think I am?... close, not that close though...
*Avoid the topic, change subjects..
*Tell her your age.
Or, you could do it SamePendo style.
How young is the youngest you can look? Maybe, the youngest you can look is 17, or 16. Ok, take that age, your "youngest age" and exagerate it a bit. Let's say 15. That's the age you'll say you are.
Before I continue, I really want to emphasize something. You should be ok with the other basic characteristics of a DJ. Read the bible again , slowly, for you to do this right.
So, how will you handle you having 15 years?
Read:
HB So... how old are you?
You (Instantly answering. With a facial expression that shows that you aren't joking about it) 15.. how about you?
Do NOT laugh. Maybe you were talking about something funny, and you were laughing. Logicaly, you should keep the attitude/facial expression that you had... Have the facial expression that adequately shows you aren't kidding about your age.
You could swear you are *15* years old. That's the attitude. But:
By now, she should know your style. She should wonder about wheter you are making it up, or if you are really serious. If she knows you as never joking, always giving straight, flat out answers (which you shouldn't do).. the charm of this will be lost.
Ok, she insists... (she WILL, sooner or later)... what is the basic thing you do?
HB So, how old are you really?
DJ Didn't I just tell you? God woman, put more attention, that's one point less in my books.
HB Really... how old are you? You can't be *15*!!
DJ 15! why do you keep insisting? (remember, acting as if you were dead serious)
HB Yada yada.. cmon! How old are you?
DJ 15.. *pause* ... *james bond laugh*...*change the subject*
Here is where the magic is. You make her wonder. When you give out the james bond laugh.. you give her a reason to believe you are making it up, but, since you have been dead serious about it.. she isn't that sure!
Other things to say...
"Those switzerland surgeons rule!"
"Those miracle creams ARE miraculous!"
Tell her you've runned 3 miles since you were 6, and that, combined with a healthy diet, has done miracles.
"When you live in the amazonas, you learn acient ways to keep healthy skin"
..Make up some outrageous disease, that affects your skin etc.
You are too old
You are dealing with a young HB. Naturaly, she might be hesitant, because of your age. Most of them are. So, you naturaly are insecure with the situation. You could handle it in a million ways. But, you're doing it SamePendo style. This is pretty much the same formula as the one posted above:
How old is the oldest you can look? Worst case scenario. How old is the oldest someone could think you are? Realisticaly speaking, I mean, if a 5 year old says you look like 80, she obviously doesn't know what she's talking about. Ok, let's suppose you are 40. But, worst case scenario, you look 55. You will exagerate this age, your "oldest age", and, exagerate it a bit. Tell them you are 60, 62. This should be very hard to believe, but, in worst case scenarios... real.
When exagerating your age.. you should add more than what you substract when you ..subtract. Why? Because a 10 year old does NOT look like a 20 year old. But, a 40 year old, might look like a 50 year old. The 10 year age difference changes.
When she asks, tell her that life in the slave importing and exporting buissiness required much time and was pretty damn stressful.
Tell her that those miracle creams are ****ed up, you are thinking about suing them.
Make up some outrageous disease.
It should be very hard to believe, but maybe, real.
When doing this whole age thing, wheter adding it, or substracting it, remember:
*You are trying to mix her up... NOT to make her believe you ARE this age you are telling her.
*Throw in now and then a sign to show that maybe, maybe, you are joking.
*Keep this up as long as you want to. If time passes, and she finds out your age.. maybe from your family, act relieved... and say? "And you believe this?... Great... the surgeries DID work!"
The fact that you are playing with your age tells a lot about you. It says that you are comfortable with your age. That you are aware that maybe you are too young/old for her.. but you simply don't care.. 'cause you're the man. And you will make her feel like she has never felt, ever.
Finaly, some things you should allready know:
-You shouldn't care about what she thinks of you.
-You shouldn't care about what she wants in a man. Don't even dare to ASK what she wants in a man!!
-I'm assuming you are pretty damn familiar to the DJ way of thinking.
-The insecurity with age, should be pretty damn low. It should be just a minor problem. It shouldn't be a real issue. If you DO consider it to be a huge deal... you need help. Because you aren't believing that you are worthy.
*edit* Age should NOT be an issue for you. It probably is a issue for her. That's why this is wonderful, because you're playing with her insecurity about you.
Taken from Exposing your V-Card
See also: You a Virgin? (SPing)
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