Top 12 Reasons bigneil is Now the Most Liked SoSuave Member

[bigneil]

As hard as it is to believe, despite the moment of inertia created by a recent barrage of haters (most of whom either joined this week, (or are @deesade, or @marmel75 or all of the above)), after nearly 11 years doing anything but being likeable here on SoSuave, bigneil passed deesade (who it turns out actually HAS had sex before – I stand corrected) and then Desdinova (in that order, passing him is an honor) to become the #1 Most Liked SoSuave member of all time.

Here are the Top Twelve Reasons why bigneil becoming #1 SHOULD NOT COUNT!!

1. SoSuave is just using bigneil
   
2. bigneil is paying SoSuave
   
3. SoSuave is only like a 5
   
4. SoSuave is a horse-legged ho-bag
   
5. bigneil is lying about SoSuave
   
6. SoSuave cheated on bigneil in December, 2016
   
7. SoSuave is a hooker
   
8. SoSuave is a gold digger
   
9. bigneil is a cheater and he let some of the ball pressure out of SoSuave
   
10. SoSuave is only pretending to like bigneil
    
11. SoSuave was officially (twice) diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD)
    
12. SoSuave might actually be @RichardTheFrog

 

[Epicurus]

Congrats bro, you really deserve it. I'm proud of what you've been able to accomplish through these past twelve years

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Yea but someone should keep track of likes per message.

 

[marmel75]

Yea but someone should keep track of likes per message.

Ironic that a female, Be Excellent would be in the lead with 300 more likes than messages...

 

[Leisuresuitlegend]

BigNeil has been crowned King of the SS prom. A true God among mere mortals. All hail BigNeil A.K.A DonJuanald Trump, Making SS Great again!

Ironic that a female, Be Excellent would be in the lead with 300 more likes than messages...

Even more ironic is BigNeil spends more beta bucks per resort escort date than his like count on SS.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

BigNeil has been crowned King of the SS prom. A true God among mere mortals. All hail BigNeil A.K.A DonJuanald Trump, Making SS Great again!



Even more ironic is BigNeil spends more beta bucks per resort escort date than his like count on SS.

How come you can't show pictures of girls you get with for free?

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Y'all are dumb as hell. Likes to messages ratio doesn't matter because before 2015, you couldn't 'like' someone's messages. The wesbsite used to use vBulletin before, which is essentially the same system as bodybuilding.com; you had to rep a whole bunch of other people before you could rep the same person again. People forget that.

 

[zekko]

Sosuave is a stripper?
Party tonight to celebrate and coronate Neil!

Funny, I've been checking all the news networks for a mention of this, and so far I haven't heard a thing. I thought there would at least be a ticker tape parade, or that Trump would call a press conference. "Neil has been tremendous, just tremendous".

Ironic that a female, Be Excellent would be in the lead with 300 more likes than messages...

Is that right? Lol, I love that, considering one of the main catchphrases on this site is "Never listen to a woman's advice". Seems like poetic justice.

 

[bigneil]

I knew it! One member decided to go and like lots of Desdinova's posts in order to put him back on top!

I predicted this, hence I put a screen shot not just a link.

It's ok, I like Desdinova.

I wonder which member is so dishonest that they would try to do this? This would be like my asking members for likes. It disturbs the natural trend - essentially stuffing the ballot box. Oh well, this is simply a testament to how much they can't stand the idea of me being the most liked.

I suspect it was probably @marmel75 - nobody else focuses so much on me. In particular my body.

@Desdinova will probably tell us.

Seeing how diabolical my haters are?

I love it!

 

[Julian]

what a time to be alive

 

[Thorninmyside]

Biggest reason for the (almost) most likes? No dislike button to balance it out. You're more polarizing than the other top posters, so if disliking was an option, you could throw that into the mix of your much-worshipped yet cherry-picked for status optimisation statistics.