Tips for going to a strip club.

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Ok, I'm heading out to a strip joint tomorrow night, and I was just wondering what do you usually do when you got to the joint?

Someone once told me not to wear any underwear whatsoever, all I am wondering about is...would they care? Is that something you can get kicked out for?
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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Sit down and have a drink. Watch the hors dance on a pole. Or bring money for a private dance...
 

Warrior74

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how about just going to a regular club and sarging real girls. Strip clubs for the average poster on this site are a waste of time and money. Most of the afcs here don't have the game to pull a stripper. So whats the point besides getting teased and paying money for it. Lame.
 

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Never been in one , but i can show you some tips i got from Mystery .

Be uninterested , neg them . Dont be sexually . Dont be affected by them . Dont kino them . DHV , DHV , DHV all the time .

Dont give them clues that you're going to pay for a fvcking dance . Tell her you had a stripper GF . Make her fvck you without money :D .
 

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Most of the afcs here don't have the game to pull a stripper.

Since when do you need any game to pull a stripper. I'd say 45%-%50 of the strippers at every club are also escorts or are availiable for takeout

You don't need game...you need money $$$ get private dances $20 each and see how far they will go...they will either give you a bj for a price right at the club or give you a # so you can hookup outside of the club for the entire works LOL

You don't need game...you need money LOL. Strippers pretty much hate all men especially when working and all they want is money

They wont be going home with anybody for FREE
 

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Dude, stay away from the strip clubs. Why pay BIG money to go to a club and get teased all night by naked women only to go home alone and unsatisfied (unless you're willing to pay for sex), when you can go to a real club and meet a real woman for real sex?

I have always said that strip clubs should be called what they really are: blue balls clubs.
 

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Bring cash, no cards. No denomination larger than $10. Things can get ugly if you drink a bit too much.

And that's from personal experience. Larry Flint's ain't cheap!
 

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I went on my 21st birth day and it was a blast. 3 of us brought 80 each , we drank got lap dances and gave away 1 dollar bills. it was a fun experience with the boys. I wouldnt mind doing it again...
 

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bro, its not going to the army, or passing a math test... you dont need TIPS!!
See u already made a mistake by even asking this. Stop worrying.
 

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Well, about the tips:

You're gonna see men in their 40's... next to the stage... drooling and looking hypnotized - like they have never seen a woman before.

And uhh...don't be one of those guys!
thats the only one i can think of
 

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WTF? Tips on going to a strip club? Are you serious? Get drunk as f*ck, stare at the hos, let them rub their ******s in your face and don't touch them unless you want a bouncer with arms the size of your waist stamping on your face in the alleyway behind the club. Do you really need to be told this? Is it really not obvious? Jesus I wonder about the state of some people today, I really do...
 

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was in reno a couple of months ago and the last night of my week long snowboard trip, we headed out to the strip club. it was me and three friends. i was drunk. so where they. two my friends were near the stage getting drinks, i was sitting by myself like a loser, and my other friend was running game on this stripper. i walked over and said hello, and instantly became the world biggest *******. this ***** ate it up. she said that i shouldn't be so pissed coz my vacation is over. and she gave me a dance. i looked very uninterested the whole time largely coz i was, and coz im better than to give any stripper my time or feelings. strip clubs are afc havens, hands down. at this point, her vag was melting coz i didnt giver her any attention like most of the pathetic souls that linger around these places. we were leaving and she ran after me to give me her number. she said " my boss doesn't want me talking to yall coz he said i should be working these fat, older men over there." said she would get with us after work. she came to our hotel and pleased us all, and for free. needless to say, she probably porked some really fat dude before hand, but at least i didn't spend any money on her, nor did i give her any indication that i was enjoying her. i really ****ing hate strip clubs.

p.s. this past weekend an ex of mine texted me drunk at 2am from a strip club. i dont know whether she was working, or what, it sounded skanky
 
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