This will be probably most fuvked up thread you will read but

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Okay i know you guys hate to hear this chit but some guys here date fatties so




I am 100% hetero and generally men disgust me especially hairy/manly ones but ill probably be seeing one soon.




I just find it easy af, he messaged me on T, and constantly asks for meeting. younger than me, lives alone, easy peazy, hes not hairy, not manly, not fat. dont need to deal with female bs. dont need to be above majority of men to have sex with average woman. i am probably jaded for women now but hey.

(for comparison, i messaged 100s of women on T, sent 1000s of messages, was on tens of dates, and barely got anything, there were only few onses and normal dates/girls using me till they found someone with bigger quality than me, no ty for this bs lol, im not gonna stress in this quality-race-among-all-men-for-average-looking-puzzy)



of course i wont let him do certain things to me, you guys know what i mean. ill just use him he agreed for that



Ill try to meet him once, who knows maybe ill like it

(ps, i recently rejected extra big whale, i find interacting with this guy who messaged me much more humanly than with that fat girl, lol)


go on, roast me, ill take it
 

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I'm not sure if this is serious or if someone got hold of sosousage's log in information.
 

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male of course!

if i was female, even ugly one, id have sex and relationships left and right
Oh you just copied and pasted. I thought it was you talking the entire thread lol
 

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Well this is obviously trolling. After yesterday’s thread and their way of spelling “puzzy.”
I claim mrgoodstuff and this f@g are the same person.

Enjoy your attention
 

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Well this is obviously trolling. After yesterday’s thread and their way of spelling “puzzy.”
I claim mrgoodstuff and this f@g are the same person.

Enjoy your attention
of course i spell it puzzy, because pu'ss'y gets censored by forum, you know
 

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no i didnt copy and paste, no need to get confused, i wrote it
Ok.......so let me see if I understand this correctly.....

You,"Sosousage".........you're considering meeting a GUY........A MAN........a MALE who messaged you on Tinder?

You're considering meeting a GUY........correct?

Don't break it down....just give us a SIMPLE "yes" or "no".
 

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ok guys i phucked a hot girl or actually i didnt phuck her, couldnt get hard. shes white but her skin was like brown from sun o.o shes 25. hottie, looks very careless as if she was drunk lul but she wasnt.


i fingered her and masturbated myself because my **** couldnt go hard, **** it.

either my breathing problems, or circulation, or diet, caused it


once per few months i get to phuck a girl and my D doesnt go up
 

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ok guys i phucked a hot girl or actually i didnt phuck her, couldnt get hard. shes white but her skin was like brown from sun o.o shes 25. hottie, looks very careless as if she was drunk lul but she wasnt.


i fingered her and masturbated myself because my **** couldnt go hard, **** it.

either my breathing problems, or circulation, or diet, caused it


once per few months i get to phuck a girl and my D doesnt go up
Do you get hard with a less hot girl? Next time let her give head first then stick it in.
 

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Try with the guy. Maybe all your ED problems will be a thing of the past :p
 

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So if you have sex with this guy are you going to post a field report?
 

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I'm not believing this. I think his account was compromised.
 

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1st there's was that tranny thread then the whale thread and now there's a thread abt other men?

Dude seriously. We gave you brickbats on those threads. Those were good stories, had some good laughs.

This thread. It's no longer funny.

In the off chance this is not a troll post;

So what is you can't get ur d1ck up and so what if you just land a women once every few months.

If porn addiction is killing ur drive then stop it.

If not getting laid from women in OLD apps then stop it, obviously u r not good with game techniques or something else.

Don't be messing ur head with trying to get laid with men. Even the thought of it shouldn't hv crossed ur mind let alone start considering it.

If u r desperately in need of some pvssy, do it the RichardtheFrog style. Pay for 1. Satisfy your urges and needs.

After you hv calmed down, reflect upon ur game skills or even on your current lifestyles.

Any addictions ? Drugs, alcohol?

Tell us about it.

We'll chip in and offer some insights.
 

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Gay is gay, you shouldn't be on this mindset. Also I'm not so sure it's an appropriate discussion here. I believe the notion even coming up in the first place is you taking a defeatist victim mindset behind dating and women. All that means is you are looking at life wrong and putting too high of a priority on women.
 

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Don't be messing ur head with trying to get laid with men. Even the thought of it shouldn't hv crossed ur mind let alone start considering it.
But the thought has crossed his mind.. what does that tell you?

I've done some crazy things in my life, lots of things I shouldn't have. Lived a hedonistic lifestyle and done lots of mind altering things. Never once did the thought of doing anything with a man pop into my head.

If a man is curious about other men, he is on the bisexuality spectrum and that's that. You can spend your life choosing not to act on your urges, and being worried of being labelled as 'gay' by other men, but it doesn't make you any less gay.

In my opinion, being called 'gay' is just a shaming technique used by other men who are in the closet and will not come out due to social stigma. I actually think there is A sizeable portion of the male population that are on the bisexual spectrum that keep it hidden.

Anyways sosausage, if thats what you wanna do go for it. Doesn't make you any less of a man.

I'll probably get stick for this post but f*ck it.
 
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