Thinking of calling an Escort Service

[Bud_Fox]

Hey Fellas,

Just wondering if anyone here has ever called an Escort Service before. It has been too long since I have last gotten laid and i'm thinking of calling an escort. I work full-time, and when I'm not at work I have to do a lot of studying, so this would be good for me.

Has anyone here had any good or bad experiences.

I am interested in $ex, not the companionship stuff.

Thanks

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Yeah I called one before and she came to my house and ripped me off. I was soooo drunk and stoned I hid the money under the TV and when she came to my house she took the money and said she had to go buy "beer" and never came back.

Then I called the company and threatened her with "Mr. Thug" being her next client. Then I had a cop parked outside watching my house a few days later. Freaked the hell out of me.

Then one time I called one and she came and blew me but with a condom and it sucked. I didn't even enjoy it. I don't recomend it but do what you want.

 

[ducaro]

When I was in Vegas this time, I got meself two voluptous pvssies and and the most amazing time of my life. Then I woke up...

 

[The Forms]

If you're that desperate just post something on craigslist. I did the craigslist thing once, and I got at least a BJ from every one of the girls who wrote me.

 

[Johnny_Kage]

Why pay for p*ssy when you can get it for free? F*ck a fat chick if you can't get some from a hot one.

 

[Lost1]

LOL my brothers friend hired one once and he did her then wrote her a check and cancled it hahahahhahah!

 

[MacAvoy]

Don't listen to anyone who's never tried it. They are just brainwashed by the social stigma, its the same stigma that taught them not to monogamous and only be with one women.

I've done it on several occassions with a group of guys. It can be quite the experience. They are professionals, so you should expect a professional job compared to some ONS that you pick up.

Its a totally different experience than any other sex you'll have. I wouldn't recommend it as your sole source of sex though, as a man need to be able to hunt. However it can be a good compliment as a treat once in a while, or to get you out of a funk.

I do find it does affect your ability to hunt though as you get lazy.

 

[KneghtRyder]

I do find it does affect your ability to hunt though as you get lazy.

that would be bad

 

[Poonani Maker]

Hello? Disease?

 

[MacAvoy]

Hello? Disease?

Keep believing everything they feed you plugged into the matrix.

 

[j0n024]

I think you should try that Bunny Ranch thing...over there in ...well I forgot, but they show it on hbo. I see some pretty good chicks there and they do put out far better then a escort service but out of all of them I like one of them really really bad....I forgot her name but she has black hair and is always been shown she had a 3 some with a couple and it was aired.

 

[SharinganUser]

People that use Matrix metaphors should not be giving advice. I am not going to get into an arguement with you because the fact is that "pro's" are a higher risk factor for aids and std's.

Why don't you OP just flirt with women that you see during the day. It's free.

 

[MacAvoy]

I agree that Pro's are higher risk. But any random girl you pick up could just as well have herpes. Thats what protection is for. Condoms protect you from just about everything except herpes. Herpes is widespread enough in the general population, thats there pretty much nothing you can do except hope & pray.

 

[Maxtro]

I have mixed feelings about escorts. Yes they can be a good time and great fun. But it's a very expensive hobby. If you haven't got laid in a long time and you really want to, then get one.Try to find one that you think you will really like and who has a decent price range. IMO never pay more than $300.

The last time I was with an escort was over a year ago, and that was the last time I got laid. While the experience was great, I know that my sexual appetite can not be fulfilled by getting laid a couple of times a year and there is no way I'd pay to have one, once a month. The only answer is to hook up with real girls.

If you do decide to get one, don't be drunk or high or anything and be sure to be nice to her. If she likes you, she may be willing to do things to you, or you do things to her that won't normally happen. Also look for GFE in her profile. It helps to learn a little about the acronyms.

 

[everywomanshero]

Dude the Bunny Ranch is god awful. The TV show probaly just made it look peachier than it truly is. First of all, the women, IMO, were mostly UGs when I visited. Second, it is way too expensive. Third, the women are held there by some terrible local regulations (google this if interested). Sheri's isn't much better, but at least they had a descent chicken sandwhich and better looking women... still the prices are insane and many of the girls still aren't anything to write home about.

I only partook of this just to say I had done it. A tourism novelty. It's nothing special, and it's definitely not worth renting a car and driving an hour out of the way for. I would only recommend it to the extremely wealthy married man who is short on time, can never get away for travel, and in Vegas on business or something. Im sure if you go in *anywhere* and through around enough $$$$, a great experience can be had.

I heard of something in Vegas called Sin Sundays, where you dancewith local escorts. Perhaps, that would be a better Vegas option. Almost every city has swingers clubs of some sort. Granted, some are dogs, but you can find some hot, freaky chicks this way. It;s scary how few of them use condoms though, given the lifestyle.

A better plan might be to start out at a mall, move to a lounge, hit clubs, and search the net for last minute lays if all else has failed. This way you are only out some gas, a little time, and one cover charge.

 

[frivolousz21]

hundreds of dollars for sex.

are u kidding me?

 

[Pimp101]

Paying for sex whether with money or self-respect is, by definition, AFC. YOU are the one plugged into the matrix.

 

[bigjohnson]

To pseudo-quote a respected member here: "Everyone pays something for sex"

 

[MacAvoy]

Paying for sex whether with money or self-respect is, by definition, AFC. YOU are the one plugged into the matrix.

Who said I ever paid for the escorts? Your the fool who pays taxes to the government and is plugged into society. I live outside your rules.

 

[Pimp101]

Who said I ever paid for the escorts? Your the fool who pays taxes to the government and is plugged into society. I live outside your rules.

If you don't pay then good on you man, I just got the impression that thats what you were advocating. Who says I pay taxes? Who says I'm plugged into society? You're making assumptions. But then so am I