The worst thing to say after sex

[Chosen1]

oooo i got one how about sorry about all the crying or it was bigger this morning

 

[Bonhomme]

"I've had worse"

 

[Rebound Material]

"I've had worse"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[oakraiderz2]

her- how was it?

this is where you give a blank look, kinda like a dear in the headlights. then you get dressed without talkin and leave

 

[Doggystyle]

Wow......I was fantastic!

You dirty *****!

You might want to shave that next time

You are welcome!

I've already called you a taxi before we started, should be here any minute

I always seem to drop my standards when i'm drunk, you lucky lucky girl

Whoa!!! Keep the lights turned off til you've got your clothes back on

 

[Rocko]

"I gotta get the hell outta here"

I like the deer in the headlights one though haha

 

[Nzo]

you: Oh sh*t

her: what?!

you: My penis piercing is missing

 

[Tom Juan]

Heh heh.

"Will that be cash or credit?"

:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

 

[Bonhomme]

:crackup:

some very good ones ~~~~

 

[Blackdragon5095]

I have to say, this is 1 of the meanest stuff a guy could say to a girl.
Very funny too :crackup:
Maybe this will end up in the archive :cheer:
Ketp the posts coming

 

[sjchris]

"how was it"

"you have Aids now"

LMFAO!!!

Her: That was great

Me: Yeah until you started snorting like a pig

Her: That was so amazing

Me: Just wait until I upload the footage to the internet

Her: Your are so incredible!

Me: *checks off notepad* Number 63 This week

Her: How was it?

Me: You **** like hellen keller

 

[Brak86]

How was it?

SO AMAZING! I didn't expect intercourse to be as great after my sex-change.

How was it?

****ty....my dog ****s better than you.

How was it?

*ignoring her* alright so its $21.00 for the crabs, $14.25 for the gonarrhea, $3.00 for HPV, $5.00 for both hepatitis and herpes--it's a two for 5 dollar special this week, $82.95 for AIDS (i had to work to get that one), aaaaannnndd $.60 for the rabies. Your total is $126.80. Come back again!

 

[Rebound Material]

HER: Was it good for you?

ME: you happen to play world of warcraft? cuz you surely werent WOW.(nerds will get this one =P)

 

[Dannyrt34]

Things NOT to say after sex.

"Did I mention the video camera?"

"Aw hell baby, a little rug burn never hurt anybody."

"Do you accept visa?"

"And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!"

"Gee I hope you still look good when I'm sober."

"SMILE! You're on candid camera."

"I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!"

"Wow baby you're good enough to do this for a living!"

"Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?"

"That leak better be from the waterbed."

"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"

"Is that you? Or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?"

"It sure is nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate or blow up."

"Wow you're almost as good as my ex."

"I really hate women who actually think sex MEANS something."

"Have you seen FATAL ATTRACTION?"

"Sorry about the nametags, I'm bad with names."

"You mean you're NOT my blind date???"

 

[IsiMan84]

Haha nice signature Rocko. If only I could remember when I said it...

Her: How was it?
Me: (look at her surprised, look around the room, look out the window) Oh shít wrong house!

 

[Blackdragon5095]

"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"

LMAO !!!! :crackup:

 

[Nzo]

I vote Archive material

 

[d2j]

how oftern do you bath?

 

[DaPainkillah]

Things NOT to say after sex.

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"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"

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AWESOME!!!