The worst thing to say after sex

[afc_recovering]

I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from )

Quagmire off of Family Guy?

 

[Doddy]

"Wake Up"

 

[sexy_kuta]

"how was it"

"you have Aids now"

 

[Nzo]

"how was it"

"that was your first time wasnt it?"

 

[Captain Popular]

"Thanks for the material"

"huh?"

"go to hiddenfuks.com"

 

[Luke Skywalker]

"You f like an animal, but you smell like one too"

 

[Nex]

Q: How was it?

A: Interesting.

 

[Yuriy777]

Quagmire off of Family Guy?

lol
Yes. And, I think it was Stewie that said, "...Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

 

[swaptrex]

her: how was it?

me: you got a lil sumthin on your lip....

 

[TheMasterOfBation]

I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"


(Some might know where the two above quotes are from )

Family Guy!!!!!

 

[sexy_kuta]

"You f like an animal, but you smell like one too"

i like this one!

 

[dannowillbookem]

her: how was it?

dan: wow! i can tell you do this all the time!

 

[Bloke]

"how was it"

"you have Aids now"

HAHAHAHAHA

:rockon:

 

[Shapoopie]

"Ohhh... My d!ck feels like corn!"

 

[Stoic_Mo]

"Thank you".

 

[Embrace]

My friend did this..

(if wearing a condom)

Him: "Well great. You broke it."
Her: "What????!!"
Him: "My chain of no sex, you broke it"
Her: "MEHH NOT FUNNEHHHH blah blah"

 

[So pimp its scary]

LMAO Andrew dice clay has a funny one : "
So I'm fvcking this b!tch the other day when she looks up at me with her big brown beautiful eyes and says 'Do yo-yo-youuuu looovvvvvee meeee???' (in a whiny tone). So I says "No." So she starts crying so I'm a nice guy so I says "Listen, What's your name" She tells me "Su-suzy" "Listen suzy can you move your head... the ball game's on."

The worst I've ever had happen was a chick that asked my name during sex so that she wouldn't call out the wrong name...

 

[jack knife]

I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"


(Some might know where the two above quotes are from )

Giggity giggity gig-i-ty!


My submissions:

Her: How was it?
You: (snoring)

Her: How was it?
You: Jesus, I'd rather **** myself than go through that again.

Her: How was it?
You: Oh Samantha.. you're so amazing, I love you so much...
Her: ...
Her: My name isn't Samantha...
You: ...oh. Well, you're still amazing. And I love you. What's your name again?

Her: How was it?
You: I don't know, let's ask my parents. They're in the room right next to us.

 

[Rebound Material]

her: ahhh that was GREAT. Was it god for you?

ME: (snore)

 

[KoalaKing]

Her - How was it ?

Me - What Slut it was just another FU-CK :crackup: