Well, this all started by me suggesting one of MY BEST friends, whom I work with, to check out this site. We will call him Friend 1. I told him he would learn a wealth of knowledge and self improve himself with women. Of course, thinking that HE himself is the don juan thinks its a joke.
Call it coincidence, call it fate, the NEXT day, 4 guys that I work with are all in relationship struggles. All this dumping happened 1 month ago.
One month ago, Friend 2 dumps his girlfriend, who gave him HERPES. She continues to call and insist that they still be friends, all the while shes rubbing the fact that shes screwing someone else right in his face. He is so stupid he continues to call her and visit her, etc. The dumbass even proposed to her after 3 months of dating. Bought a $1500 ring. Retard.
Today: He has a new girlfriend now, but she only is staying with him because he spent well over $1000 on her in the first month for repairs to her car.
One month ago, Friend 3 gets dumped by his girlfriend out of the blue. She says that she just wants to take a break and that she doesnt want to get tied up quite yet, even though they were 3 years and running. He refuses to accept the fact that she just lost interest in him, and tries to call her and talk about it, etc.
Today: It turns out that she is ****ing some guy who was in jail for 5 years for beating his ex wife. But she just wanted to take a break!?
Friend 4: One month ago, Realizes that he is in debt up to his ass and his wife is still charging the credit card like a ****ing rabbit. Their first kid is going into school this fall so its time for her to get a job and help contribute to the family income.
Today: Somehow is pregnant again, keeps racking up the credit cards, and now cant get a job because she is pregnant. Doubles the debt, doesnt contribute whatsoever, you get the idea.
Now after hearing all of these stories a month ago, Friend 1 says to me, maybe you can help them all out, after all your the one who reads all that **** on sosuave or whatever! haha!
OUTBURSTS of laughs come out of all of these idiots. They actually have the nerve to make fun of ME, for learning how to play the game. They cant even solve their own problems, and still cannot, and theyre making fun of me.
And lets not forget about the PIMP Friend 1. hes dating a girl, who from hes getting no ass, and he hangs out with her every single day and every single minute. I will jump to the celing once he gets dumped in one month.
Well guess whos the one whos laughing last!
Call it coincidence, call it fate, the NEXT day, 4 guys that I work with are all in relationship struggles. All this dumping happened 1 month ago.
One month ago, Friend 2 dumps his girlfriend, who gave him HERPES. She continues to call and insist that they still be friends, all the while shes rubbing the fact that shes screwing someone else right in his face. He is so stupid he continues to call her and visit her, etc. The dumbass even proposed to her after 3 months of dating. Bought a $1500 ring. Retard.
Today: He has a new girlfriend now, but she only is staying with him because he spent well over $1000 on her in the first month for repairs to her car.
One month ago, Friend 3 gets dumped by his girlfriend out of the blue. She says that she just wants to take a break and that she doesnt want to get tied up quite yet, even though they were 3 years and running. He refuses to accept the fact that she just lost interest in him, and tries to call her and talk about it, etc.
Today: It turns out that she is ****ing some guy who was in jail for 5 years for beating his ex wife. But she just wanted to take a break!?
Friend 4: One month ago, Realizes that he is in debt up to his ass and his wife is still charging the credit card like a ****ing rabbit. Their first kid is going into school this fall so its time for her to get a job and help contribute to the family income.
Today: Somehow is pregnant again, keeps racking up the credit cards, and now cant get a job because she is pregnant. Doubles the debt, doesnt contribute whatsoever, you get the idea.
Now after hearing all of these stories a month ago, Friend 1 says to me, maybe you can help them all out, after all your the one who reads all that **** on sosuave or whatever! haha!
OUTBURSTS of laughs come out of all of these idiots. They actually have the nerve to make fun of ME, for learning how to play the game. They cant even solve their own problems, and still cannot, and theyre making fun of me.
And lets not forget about the PIMP Friend 1. hes dating a girl, who from hes getting no ass, and he hangs out with her every single day and every single minute. I will jump to the celing once he gets dumped in one month.
Well guess whos the one whos laughing last!
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