InsidiousNstinct
Master Don Juan
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Don't you hate it when a girl knows you like her, but you're just to afraid to man up to the situation? For some odd reason you're just to scared but you want to break the ice!
Why not have fun with it...
I thought up a little funny way of showing your intentions. Many people say to find the right woman you have to "screen" them. Just like an Employer would do if you were wanting a job.
Why not do the same to them, but in a fun way!
I present to you...." The Girlfriend Application "
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? (Are they violent but also adds humor)
Have you ever passed gas? (corny but funny question)
Have you ever had a three-some? (typical guy question)
If not would you like to have a three-some? (typical guy fantasy)
Who was your favorite power ranger...the pink or yellow ranger.
Please give explanation using specific details. (minimum of 200
words) (Learned this one from a girl I use to talk to. You would not believe how many girls watched power rangers when they were younger)
If you could date any man from Full House who would it be and why? (hopefully the answer will be Jesse)
Ever appeared on a episode of Jerry Springer? If so, for what reasons?
Do you have rabies? (funny question)
What trophy does a team recieve if they win the super bowl? (Does she know anything about sports)
Is Nascar a sport? (Have to live in the south to understand that one)
Have you ever opened a Playboy magizine? (looked at one)
Have you ever read an article in a Playboy magizine? (this one you can have fun with by the way they answer the FIRST question)
Do you have children? If so how many baby daddies do you have? (find out if they got children)
Whats your favorite porno and why? Use specific detail. (Joking question but who knows may go into detail..haha)
Ever maxed out a credit card? (Are they a gold digger)
Do you have a job? (Are they independent)
Ever been on a girls gone wild video? If so please give the name
of the video (Another guy question)
Do you chew tobacco products? (You have to live in the south to understand that one)
Have you ever bribed your teacher into giving you an A on a
paper? (are they scandelous)
Do you wear skirts in the wintertime? (Are they attention wh*ores)
Have you ever flirted with a preacher? (Going straight to you know where for that one...)
Do you eat bon-bons? (typical midwife food)
If you had to move your emotional baggage....would you be able
to stick it in your purse, carry it in a suitcase, or would you have to rent a U-Haul? (Do they have a lot of issues)
Can you cook a meal without using a microwave? (To make sure she won't be cooking you any ramen noodles for dinner)
Do you know what a dipstick is and how to hold it? (Sexual inuendo/ stereotypical chick that cannot check the oil in her vehicle)
I have not finished it and there's no right or wrong questions (unless there really offensive) Its suppose to be FUN.
Also if she goes along with it and fills it out then you have a lot of interesting topics to talk about. Some of the questions may actually be useful.
I believe I will print off some copies and try it just for fun. And if anyone has anything to add like a technique they find to be really easy to break the ice with women then please do share.
Tootles.....
Why not have fun with it...
I thought up a little funny way of showing your intentions. Many people say to find the right woman you have to "screen" them. Just like an Employer would do if you were wanting a job.
Why not do the same to them, but in a fun way!
I present to you...." The Girlfriend Application "
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? (Are they violent but also adds humor)
Have you ever passed gas? (corny but funny question)
Have you ever had a three-some? (typical guy question)
If not would you like to have a three-some? (typical guy fantasy)
Who was your favorite power ranger...the pink or yellow ranger.
Please give explanation using specific details. (minimum of 200
words) (Learned this one from a girl I use to talk to. You would not believe how many girls watched power rangers when they were younger)
If you could date any man from Full House who would it be and why? (hopefully the answer will be Jesse)
Ever appeared on a episode of Jerry Springer? If so, for what reasons?
Do you have rabies? (funny question)
What trophy does a team recieve if they win the super bowl? (Does she know anything about sports)
Is Nascar a sport? (Have to live in the south to understand that one)
Have you ever opened a Playboy magizine? (looked at one)
Have you ever read an article in a Playboy magizine? (this one you can have fun with by the way they answer the FIRST question)
Do you have children? If so how many baby daddies do you have? (find out if they got children)
Whats your favorite porno and why? Use specific detail. (Joking question but who knows may go into detail..haha)
Ever maxed out a credit card? (Are they a gold digger)
Do you have a job? (Are they independent)
Ever been on a girls gone wild video? If so please give the name
of the video (Another guy question)
Do you chew tobacco products? (You have to live in the south to understand that one)
Have you ever bribed your teacher into giving you an A on a
paper? (are they scandelous)
Do you wear skirts in the wintertime? (Are they attention wh*ores)
Have you ever flirted with a preacher? (Going straight to you know where for that one...)
Do you eat bon-bons? (typical midwife food)
If you had to move your emotional baggage....would you be able
to stick it in your purse, carry it in a suitcase, or would you have to rent a U-Haul? (Do they have a lot of issues)
Can you cook a meal without using a microwave? (To make sure she won't be cooking you any ramen noodles for dinner)
Do you know what a dipstick is and how to hold it? (Sexual inuendo/ stereotypical chick that cannot check the oil in her vehicle)
I have not finished it and there's no right or wrong questions (unless there really offensive) Its suppose to be FUN.
Also if she goes along with it and fills it out then you have a lot of interesting topics to talk about. Some of the questions may actually be useful.
I believe I will print off some copies and try it just for fun. And if anyone has anything to add like a technique they find to be really easy to break the ice with women then please do share.
Tootles.....
