The Fart Method

[Don Ronny]

I know this may sound crazy, but one of the ways I can decide if a girl is really interested is if I fart really loud and smelly and she just ignores it.

Try it!

For maximum effect, try stuffing yourself with cheese, broccoli, jalapeno peppers, beans, onions, cabbage, and wash it all down with a can of warm beer. You won't be disappointed!

If she looks at you in shock, just shrug it off like it is no big deal and say "What? You never fart?"

I like it cause it weeds out the uptight b!tches and I HATE it when I have to hold in my gas..

For those of you flamers I will say, don't knock it till you've tried it!

DISCLAIMER: This technique is for the advanced players here who have some degree of game. You noobs didn't honestly think that chronic farting is all it takes?

EDIT: Wow! My 500th post...and what a post it is..worthy of a "Master Don Juan"

 

[Anaconda]

Hahhah, are you being funny? Why not take it a bit further and fart in the middle of a party...That way you'll be able to see who's interested by the dozens. .

 

[Disconnect]

ROFL!!!!

Im goin to a party tonite, I ll make sure I try it. May update on it later.

BTW: You are a genius Ronny. Keep it up.

 

[Caveman]

Good god! I had a good one the other day. It me me run away from myself so if she would stick around when one of those fly, i'm gonna marry her!

 

[Dan Hunter]

ok thats 1 of the stranger sarging tactics i've heard but what ever works for you

 

[MetalFortress]

Hah, I've heard about this before. If she laughs and farts too, you found your future wife

 

[italostud]

Originally posted by Caveman
Good god! I had a good one the other day. It me me run away from myself so if she would stick around when one of those fly, i'm gonna marry her!

I don't know about you guys, but no matter how raunchy my farts are, I always tilt my head back and take a big fukin wiff. It's like smelling gasoline.

 

[Caveman]

Yeah well.. ever did one after having lots of garlic sauce?
you take a big wiff and you are O U T !!

 

[italostud]

Originally posted by Caveman
Yeah well.. ever did one after having lots of garlic sauce?
you take a big wiff and you are O U T !!

Caveman, my colon produces noxious gases capable of peeling paint off of walls, but I still smell it...

 

[squirrels]

Plus, PUAs accept lighting it on fire as a form of "peacocking".

 

[KiInCollege]

This is one of the more advanced screening techniques. I would use this when I've already gotten the girl's interest, and by accident.

 

[rgeere]

You can also blame her or someone else close for the fart or an animal or something.

 

[Caveman]

i blame the dog.. He always has that guilty look!

 

[Bungo Pony]

Why do I have the sudden urge to watch South Park's Terrance & Phillip special? You might also wanna try searching for treasure on one of your dates.

 

[MindOverMatter]

Why stop there? Why not just drop your pants, and take a steaming sh!t in front of them?

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by MindOverMatter
Why stop there? Why not just drop your pants, and take a steaming sh!t in front of them?

Because the best stuff is always saved for last, like after two or three dates or after the honeymoon even.

 

[Good_ol_boy]

Originally posted by MindOverMatter
Why stop there? Why not just drop your pants, and take a steaming sh!t in front of them?

No!, No!, No1, you have to start out gently at first. Start with a nice golden shower!

 

[_XT_]

Great thing to do on the first date, then ask her straight afterwards for a second date

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by _XT_
Great thing to do on the first date, then ask her straight afterwards for a second date

Ahh, lighten up; no one is immune to flatulence.

Not even her

Some of you guys are far too serious.

 

[Jon E]

I say we give Donny his very own weekly sosuave.com advice column. I mean, last week it was "let's go condom shopping" and now this week its "let's go fart on them".

This stuff is gold guys, pure gold! With with game like that, Donny must be having to pry all the women off him. Bawaahahahahahah!!!!!