AmericanOutlaw
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So I tried this new pickup line I got off a sit-com the other night, the one with Charlie Sheen. Stop me if you heard it, it's actually more of a segway from small talk to number close.
I walk into my bank Tuesday, feeling huge because I was about to drive over to another girls place (I was dressed nicely). Fill out a deposit slip and spot this gorgeous bank teller. Brunette, tan, great chest (couldn't see the rest under the counter), and a little shy at first impression. So I timed the wait line a little and walked up when she was free:
hottie: Hello, just a deposit?
me: Yeah, please. Usually Vivian helps me, I haven't seen you in here before. (I look for rings--none)
(Vivian= sweet old teller whom I shamelessly charm when I come in every week.)
hottie: Actually I just started, it's my third day. (smile)
me: really... (smile back) And how are you liking your new job so far?
hottie: It's great, the people here are really friendly! (wonder why)
me: I like the people here too. But isn't it true that bank tellers are grossly underpaid?
hottie: (laughs) It's true! I can barely afford my car payments. (finishes the deposit and hands me the reciept)
me: Maybe I can help you out. How about I buy you dinner? (<--Charlie Sheen)
hottie: (blank stare)
me: (lock eyes and smile, thinkin 'cmon dammit!')
hottie: (smile) yeah... yeah I could do that. (smiling and looking at me VERY differently in a good way)
me: (taking a pen) What's your number?
I got her number and plan to call her next week. Could be fake, but I doubt it, she didn't seem the type. Also bad is that she knows what I've got in the bank
I think I like small talk better than direct approaches. Yeah your intentions might look ambiguous but it keeps their guard down. I think I saw a movie with Leonardo Dicaprio asking out bank teller. I may not be original but hey, if it works...
I walk into my bank Tuesday, feeling huge because I was about to drive over to another girls place (I was dressed nicely). Fill out a deposit slip and spot this gorgeous bank teller. Brunette, tan, great chest (couldn't see the rest under the counter), and a little shy at first impression. So I timed the wait line a little and walked up when she was free:
hottie: Hello, just a deposit?
me: Yeah, please. Usually Vivian helps me, I haven't seen you in here before. (I look for rings--none)
(Vivian= sweet old teller whom I shamelessly charm when I come in every week.)
hottie: Actually I just started, it's my third day. (smile)
me: really... (smile back) And how are you liking your new job so far?
hottie: It's great, the people here are really friendly! (wonder why)
me: I like the people here too. But isn't it true that bank tellers are grossly underpaid?
hottie: (laughs) It's true! I can barely afford my car payments. (finishes the deposit and hands me the reciept)
me: Maybe I can help you out. How about I buy you dinner? (<--Charlie Sheen)
hottie: (blank stare)
me: (lock eyes and smile, thinkin 'cmon dammit!')
hottie: (smile) yeah... yeah I could do that. (smiling and looking at me VERY differently in a good way)
me: (taking a pen) What's your number?
I got her number and plan to call her next week. Could be fake, but I doubt it, she didn't seem the type. Also bad is that she knows what I've got in the bank
I think I like small talk better than direct approaches. Yeah your intentions might look ambiguous but it keeps their guard down. I think I saw a movie with Leonardo Dicaprio asking out bank teller. I may not be original but hey, if it works...
