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so i nailed a chick in a cemetary

Fenderules

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it was her idea. i just went along and we brougt some booze, drank a little bit (only like 2) and then ended up ****ing her there around all these tomb stones.

it was kinda fun except i was tired as hell and was not able to get off. She was on top and did all the work. She is kinda kinky in that way and wants to do it again next week.

I made a fool out of myself though cause i put the condom on backwards twice. They were ****ty condoms that were 2 small so she just laughed at me :confused:
Anyway i guess it cant be that bad cause i laughed with her about it and she still wants more.

She also bit me REALLY hard and now i got this huge as bite mark on the back of my neck.

anyway it was quite the interesting night
 

Obsidian

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wow that girl is messed up

good work, tho, i guess
 

ThatDude

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As long as you dont turn into a vampire from the bite, good job.
 

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Freaky girl. Kinda sick, but nice work still.
 

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she'll be wanting to dig up a corpse next and have a threesome with it
 

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This is just comical!!!

comic_relief
 

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How do you put a condom on backwards? How do you even manage to unroll it if it's inside out?
 

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how do you top that.?

you are just going to have to get into SMF or do it in a coffin next
 

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here we have the devils advocate's submissions at the cemetery
 

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haha.. ive heard of dancin on someones grave.. but yeh.. interesting.. did u nut on the grave too? damn !
 

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lol no not on a grave. on a park bench though.

It was crazy cause we pretty much ****ed for almost an hour straight. i was surprised i kept my hard on that long.
 

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yeah i didnt get the condom on. And i only brought 2 up from the car, she was like "you dork" but its all good cause i ****ed her again yesterday.
She sucked me off pretty good 2.
 

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personally i could care less about the cemetary. things like that dont creep me out. Real people are far more creepier.
 

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she just text me "by the way thanks fore pentrating me last night, hopefully see you later ****er"
 

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I would say good job but my auntie grandmoms and my brothers dads are in cemeteries. Aww hell, good job.
 
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Fenderules said:
it was her idea. i just went along and we brougt some booze, drank a little bit (only like 2) and then ended up ****ing her there around all these tomb stones.
She is a graveyard hor!!!
 
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