Brazilian_Blues_Boy
Master Don Juan
Go to gym 5 times a week. Get built. Take roids.
Grow your hair. Spike your hair. Highlight your hair.
Dress like a soap opera artist. Dress like a punk rock bass player.
Read the newspaper. And think that you're politically articulated.
Watch the Discovery Channel. And think you're clever.
Read the bible. And think you're spiritualized.
Be Zen. Everyone's Zen nowadays. They've all read the same email.
Maybe a Power Point file.
Make Power Point files. And distribute them to your friends.
Forward every piece of mindless crap you receive.
Brag. All the funny guys who get the ladies brag.
Listen to rap music. ' cos ur wuan of da bros
Listen to Queen. Because you're sophisticated.
Watch every chick flick that comes out in the movies.
Dream about the Matrix and the Lord of The Rings.
Get a job. Make decent money. Buy a car.
Get a girlfriend. Go out with her on the weekends.
Try to f*ck her as often as possible.
Never miss a game of your favorite team.
Help your young brothers with their homework.
Go to college; in hopes of getting a good job and getting rich working for a company... or investing in the stock market.
Have a pet. Name it with three-lettered names, like Ted, Tod, Rod, Dal
Drink your a$$ off
Smoke some cigarettes. Life's too short to be wasted.
And when you see the crazy man asking for quarters in the corners, help him, to make your karma better.
Congratulations ! You're now socially viable!
BBB
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