wheelin&dealin
Master Don Juan
Here's a few lines I gave 2 girls a few minutes ago. You can use these with any cold approach. All you have to do is ask their age and then get their number and the ****y funny lines fall right into place.
Me: You guys from around here?
Her: Yep, from west vancouver
Me: How old are you?
Her: 20
Me: Really... you look like you're both well over 30.
*both girls look at each other in amazment that I just said that*
Me: blah, blah, blah
Her: blah, blah, blah
Me: Why don't you guys write down your number for me
*she does*
Me: Ok, I'll give you a call sometime...
Me: *then under my breath* ...actually, I probably won't.
*They both look shocked again*
*I walk away*
Me: You guys from around here?
Her: Yep, from west vancouver
Me: How old are you?
Her: 20
Me: Really... you look like you're both well over 30.
*both girls look at each other in amazment that I just said that*
Me: blah, blah, blah
Her: blah, blah, blah
Me: Why don't you guys write down your number for me
*she does*
Me: Ok, I'll give you a call sometime...
Me: *then under my breath* ...actually, I probably won't.
*They both look shocked again*
*I walk away*