Smooth as Anything
Master Don Juan
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- Sep 21, 2002
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That iceberg feels boiling hot. Who do I trust, my touch or my logic?
That ant looks a thousand stories tall. My sight or my logic?
That mouse is yelling at me so loudly. My hearing or my logic?
That girl is touching my shoulder, slowly caressing my back, staring into my eyes. Her boyfriend had sex with her last night, too. Do I trust my penis or my logic?
Do I trust or do I believe? Trust is belief.
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I hate this girl dude. I say hello, despite the fact that she’s a bumbling idiot that I couldn’t careless about – although she has a nice rack, and she says hi back without even smiling man. What a scumbag! I’m not arrogant dude, I just want some respect yaknow? Some recognition.
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I love this girl man. I say hi and she says hi back, despite the fact that I’m a huge nerd and she’s so popular. She’s just awesome dude. She’s really friendly and stuff. I think she might like me. I told my friends about it, they think she was flirting with me dude. This is awesome; Jake is finally going to get a girlfriend!
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She was a decent lay.
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What is caring? Caring is giving a **** about someone.
Do you care if that girl cares for you?
Do you want to be cared for?
I can give you one lesson about caring, the lesson that has changed my life a world.
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I (as a human being) care if a girl cares for me. Caring is what makes people friends. Caring is what brings people into a relationship. People want you to give a **** about them.
I see people…and I know they don’t give a flying **** about me. Why is that? They don’t know me. Is that an excuse?
You must care about a person before they care about you..
Try to talk to a girl and keep in mind that you care about her. Acknowledge her issues, her problems, her wrongs. Keep them in mind; remind yourself that she is far from perfect. Try to ignore them.
No one is perfect… and when you become a DJ. You’ll realize that you think everyone should care about you. You’re a DJ dammit.
…you have to care first.
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If you want to disagree with me and prove me wrong – please do. I beg of you.
That ant looks a thousand stories tall. My sight or my logic?
That mouse is yelling at me so loudly. My hearing or my logic?
That girl is touching my shoulder, slowly caressing my back, staring into my eyes. Her boyfriend had sex with her last night, too. Do I trust my penis or my logic?
Do I trust or do I believe? Trust is belief.
…
I hate this girl dude. I say hello, despite the fact that she’s a bumbling idiot that I couldn’t careless about – although she has a nice rack, and she says hi back without even smiling man. What a scumbag! I’m not arrogant dude, I just want some respect yaknow? Some recognition.
…
I love this girl man. I say hi and she says hi back, despite the fact that I’m a huge nerd and she’s so popular. She’s just awesome dude. She’s really friendly and stuff. I think she might like me. I told my friends about it, they think she was flirting with me dude. This is awesome; Jake is finally going to get a girlfriend!
…
She was a decent lay.
…
What is caring? Caring is giving a **** about someone.
Do you care if that girl cares for you?
Do you want to be cared for?
I can give you one lesson about caring, the lesson that has changed my life a world.
…
I (as a human being) care if a girl cares for me. Caring is what makes people friends. Caring is what brings people into a relationship. People want you to give a **** about them.
I see people…and I know they don’t give a flying **** about me. Why is that? They don’t know me. Is that an excuse?
You must care about a person before they care about you..
Try to talk to a girl and keep in mind that you care about her. Acknowledge her issues, her problems, her wrongs. Keep them in mind; remind yourself that she is far from perfect. Try to ignore them.
No one is perfect… and when you become a DJ. You’ll realize that you think everyone should care about you. You’re a DJ dammit.
…you have to care first.
...
If you want to disagree with me and prove me wrong – please do. I beg of you.