PLEASE be honest: am I unattractive?

DJDamage

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Ok first let me take a small shot at you, nothing too serious but you do look alike that creepy character played by Matt Dillon in "something about Mary".

http://www.goldenstateautographs.com/photographs/photodillonmatt.jpg

Also Ron Burgandy called, he wants to have his stach back, so shave it off.

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~shk268/pictures/ron burgundy.JPG

Now girls might not look at you because you look older then you are. You might need to go to a good barber and find yourself a good haircut that suits you. Something simple either messy look or buzz cut. Also your cloths might need changing, nothing too crazy just maybe a little more hip. It would also not kill you to go to the gym and bulk up somewhat

Good luck.
 

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Like Damage said you look like Ron Burgandy or the guy from Jumanji. If you are 23 you should look your age. No offense but you look way older but I think it's bc of the mustache. Get rid of it. I think you would look good with a light beard and mustache but no full on porn stache. Also cut your hair shorter that haircut has been dead for decades and it's not coming back. Work out, go the gym, get a trendy haircut and some new clothes. Clothes is very very important. Sorry my friend but you look like you dressed yourself in the dark or borrowed you dads clothes. You have things going for you though, from your myspace you seem to be intelligent and your pretty tall so you have that going for you. I just suggest getting some muscles and a new wardrobe. AND HAIRCUT. Honestly your at a 4 or 5 right now but I could see you at a 7 or higher if you take our tips.
 

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you look like a pornstar from the late 70's early 80's...maybe some women like that?
 

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Rebound Material said:
you look like a pornstar from the late 70's early 80's...maybe some women like that?
lmao
 

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Rebound Material said:
you look like a pornstar from the late 70's early 80's...maybe some women like that?
He'd do good business at a reunion of the original cast from "Debbie Does Dallas."
 

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No, you're not that attractive.

But you know what? Looks aren't as important as you might think if you're looking right. And by looking I mean with your eyes for the RIGHT kind of woman.

I'm not a good looking guy by any means. I've never had women tell me I'm cute until after I've started dating them. And even then, it's taken awhile. But, I've had women fall in love with me. Head over heels, begging for marriage, cry when I leave for a vacation. And we're not talking maybe one or two, but several. Why? Because I have it on the inside. Reading your myspace profile, you seem like a smart guy and a funny guy. Believe me, this goes over well with nice girls. The kind that end up really mattering in your life.

You're 23. Unfortunately, at your age, girls are almost as looks-driven as guys. As you get older, it's your other abilities that begin to shine. And good luck with it.
 

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lol if ur famous and rich it doesnt matter what u look like really, too bad most of us here dont have that luxury
 

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DJDamage said:
Ok first let me take a small shot at you, nothing too serious but you do look alike that creepy character played by Matt Dillon in "something about Mary".

http://www.goldenstateautographs.com/photographs/photodillonmatt.jpg

Also Ron Burgandy called, he wants to have his stach back, so shave it off.

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~shk268/pictures/ron burgundy.JPG

Now girls might not look at you because you look older then you are. You might need to go to a good barber and find yourself a good haircut that suits you. Something simple either messy look or buzz cut. Also your cloths might need changing, nothing too crazy just maybe a little more hip. It would also not kill you to go to the gym and bulk up somewhat

Good luck.

BINGO!! He does look like that Matt Dillion charecter from Something about Mary!LOL!!!! Also a lot older than 23. Don't listen to anyone trying to tell you that you look fine. You need CHANGE!! listen to the advice given on hair and style. If you can do something about the teeth, that wouldn't hurt either as teeth are very important to women.
 

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Funny how he has zero posts and has not yet replied to his own thread...
 

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Christophe' said:
Hi everyone -- I'm delighted to see that there is a forum where so many people offer advice on dating and meeting people!

Anyway, you're probably all tired of coming across posts like this, but I know that looks aren't anywhere near the most important thing...personality and common interests are! That's why I ask that you please tell me honestly, and I will not be offended; it will just help me to know what I've got to work with!

I'm 23 and girls simply do not look at me; I've actually never had an interested look before. Unless it's just because of my tendency to act nervous in public, that probably implies that I am NOT good looking...but if anyone would be willing to give me the straight facts, here's a photo of yours truly:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...friendID=234628366&albumID=0&imageID=16524673

I know moustaches are a little out of style these days, but I think they look refined (and trust me, I don't look good without one at all...I've tried!). As for the teeth, yeah, I've definitely got to get braces one of these days...but are they really THAT bad? And c'mon, does EVERYONE need a cleft chin?

Thanks!

Dude are you seriously 23? You look WAY, WAY older. You are not directly bad looking, but the way you style makes it look pretty.. yeah geeky. Just follow the other guys' tips and try to look abit more youthful.

For fashion, hair tips etc go to www.kinowear.com

Any questions? Just ask :up:
 

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umm, don't wax your chest. that's a bit gay. i know many women who like hairy guys. i think i read somewhere christina aguilera said she loves hairy men. i have a hairy chest and there's nothing to be ashamed of because you are a man. that's up to a guy if he wants to go to the trouble of waxing chest hair. i seriously couldn't be fuked doing that gay sh!t.
 

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Groovy said:
Your face\genetics are okay imo, you have a male looking face. It's shaped like a male, all I'm saying, dunno how to explain.

http://www.uni-regensburg.de/Fakult...beautycheck/english/prototypen/prototypen.htm

The style isn't elegant for sure, but you have something going on imo, it shows some personality.

Get a fancier style and you're there! You deff. have potential.

You could be comedian, your face is humurous. :D (Not in a bad way).
Why wouldn't it be shaped like a male? He IS a male.

Are you the guy with woman's hips by the way?
 

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Buzz the hair, lose the mustache, grow a beard and trim it at a #1 or #2 guard, get some braces or invisalign, get a tan, hit the weights, and buy some new clothes.

Genetically, you're not bad at all, you just have a LOT of updating to do.
 

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Honestly?

You're not naturally ugly, but that hairstyle looks horrible on you and don't even get me started on the mustache. You should do something about those eyebrows as well. You have the potential to be good looking.
 

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I reckon you're not unattractive, you're un-stylish. Big difference.
 

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DJVladdy said:
Why wouldn't it be shaped like a male? He IS a male.

Are you the guy with woman's hips by the way?
totally! :p

Okay sir, let me clarify: Shaped like an ATTRACTIVE male! (Damn, I have to spell it out for you guys, Lukily for you I'm in a good mood :D) There are males with round faces, these things just don't seem right. A male face I don't know how to describe, but it's sort of narrower coming on the way down, know what I mean? The lower half is sort of smaller then the upper part. Hope I made sence!

WHy you keep on messing with me man? Keep on doing that hehe :D
 
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