Pithy/Clever relationship aphorisms

[loveshogun]

Hey guys,

I figured a thread for quick sayings that can sum up our teachings is in order. I thought of this one:

Saying that a relationship only requires passion is like saying a bicycle is only made up of wheels.

Try to be more clever/funny than the previous poster. We'll compile a best of as we go through.

And.... GO!

 

[loveshogun]

Women are the spice of life, not the meat.

 

[5string]

What she does with you now, she has done with others in her past.

 

[loveshogun]

What she does with you now, she has done with others in her past.

... and sometimes it's awesome!

 

[Down Low]

I don't want to hear what you "can't" do. I want to hear what you "can" do.